A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say...
Red----cherry
Yellow----lemon
Green----lime
Orange----orange.
Finally he gave them all a honey flavored lifesaver...after eating it....none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well" he said...."It may be something your mother calls your father."
One little girl looked up in horror...and spit hers out and yelled....."Oh my God!!! They're Assholes!"
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