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Creative Corner => Just for Giggles => Topic started by: savanahsmommy on April 18, 2007, 01:40:35 PM

Title: Insurance Salesman
Post by: savanahsmommy on April 18, 2007, 01:40:35 PM
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.

It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, something that had never happened before.

Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones's sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said:

"If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government has to pay only a maximum of $6000."

"Now," he concluded, "which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?"
Title: Re: Insurance Salesman
Post by: Darling SilverDodger on April 18, 2007, 02:04:55 PM
 :)) :)) :))  That was great.. smart saleman
Title: Re: Insurance Salesman
Post by: swamp on April 18, 2007, 02:50:56 PM
 :)) :)))>
Title: Re: Insurance Salesman
Post by: pogo_gamer on April 20, 2007, 03:44:10 PM
omg, tff  :)))
Title: Re: Insurance Salesman
Post by: Ms.Behavin on April 20, 2007, 07:25:49 PM
LMAO!