Q. Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A. She can't find the eleven
Do you believe in love at first sight or do
I have to walk by you again?
Q. How do you make holy water?
A. Boil the hell out of it.
There are only two rings in marriage, "the wedding ring" and "the suffering
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
silly girl you... lol...they are cute and funny
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you
determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a
bed near the window?"
Quote from: SpunkyGirl on January 28, 2008, 04:14:42 PM
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you
determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a
bed near the window?"
lmao that was cute