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Creative Corner => Just for Giggles => Topic started by: Darling SilverDodger on June 05, 2007, 05:54:24 PM

Title: Little Johnny's Question
Post by: Darling SilverDodger on June 05, 2007, 05:54:24 PM
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left? "
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot"

The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"
To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking. "
Title: Re: Little Johnny's Question
Post by: TmT on June 07, 2007, 08:02:41 AM
 ;:: Men...  they all like you to gobbled down the top and sucked the cone  ;:: shooot... the cone is the best part <to me it is>
Title: Re: Little Johnny's Question
Post by: raine56 on June 10, 2007, 11:07:48 PM
You gotto luv little Johnny.  :)) :))
Title: Re: Little Johnny's Question
Post by: kandykitty20012 on July 22, 2007, 08:27:43 AM
Oh My....Good one Little Johnny...... :)) :)) :))
Title: Re: Little Johnny's Question
Post by: a-drop on July 23, 2007, 04:21:05 PM
Quote from: SilverDodger on June 05, 2007, 05:54:24 PM
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left? "
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot"

The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"
To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking. "



HAHAHA that is a good 1 :!!
Title: Re: Little Johnny's Question
Post by: xxunluv3dlizxx on July 24, 2007, 08:31:58 AM
haha haven't heard that one before
Title: Re: Little Johnny's Question
Post by: swamp on July 29, 2007, 06:13:20 PM
Quote from: SilverDodger on June 05, 2007, 05:54:24 PM
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left? "
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot"

The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"
To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking. "



:))) :)))
Title: Re: Little Johnny's Question
Post by: spoiledandselfish on July 29, 2007, 06:40:20 PM
lol i thought it'd be the one who bit it LMAO!
Title: Re: Little Johnny's Question
Post by: spidertail on August 01, 2007, 08:03:34 PM
Good one!!



:)))
Quote from: spoiledandselfish on July 29, 2007, 06:40:20 PM
lol i thought it'd be the one who bit it LMAO!
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