A very loud, unattractive, mean-actin woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeater says "Good morining and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly, mean woman stopped yellling long enough to say, "H*ll no they ain't twins. The oldest is 9 and the other one is 7. Why the H*LL would you think they're twins? Are you stupid, blind or just a dip chit?"
The Wal-Mart Greeter replies. " I'm not stupid, blind nor a dip chit." " I just cound NOT believe you got laid twice, is all. HAVE A GREAT DAY MA'AM!!!!
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Quote from: bams68 on August 17, 2007, 02:29:10 PM
A very loud, unattractive, mean-actin woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeater says "Good morining and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly, mean woman stopped yellling long enough to say, "H*ll no they ain't twins. The oldest is 9 and the other one is 7. Why the H*LL would you think they're twins? Are you stupid, blind or just a dip ****?"
The Wal-Mart Greeter replies. " I'm not stupid, blind nor a dip ****." " I just cound NOT believe you got laid twice, is all. HAVE A GREAT DAY MA'AM!!!!
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HaHaHa - sorry if it was posted before
Ur Deer Friend
bams
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:)) :)) :)) Good one, Bams! (OO)
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:)) Good one
:D Ok I'm usin this one on Black Friday! I might be at the door, so don't get obscene or smell funny.
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