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Title: Want ads
Post by: Darling SilverDodger on September 19, 2007, 05:50:40 AM
Real Newspaper Ads
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog ... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.
:)) :)) :))
Title: Re: Want ads
Post by: TmT on October 14, 2007, 06:55:07 PM
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

<fallin out my chair>lmfaoz UH...whose gonna buy this... unless it's a butcher (someone owning a meat market)
Title: Re: Want ads
Post by: swamp on October 14, 2007, 08:21:51 PM
Quote from: SilverDodger on September 19, 2007, 05:50:40 AM
Real Newspaper Ads
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog ... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.
:)) :)) :))
:)))
Title: Re: Want ads
Post by: TmT on October 14, 2007, 08:29:39 PM
Werent those hilarious...absolutely hilarious!!  :)) :))
Title: Re: Want ads
Post by: swamp on October 14, 2007, 08:38:41 PM
Quote from: TmT on October 14, 2007, 08:29:39 PM
Werent those hilarious...absolutely hilarious!!  :)) :))
yup   funny to lol