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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?"
She asked.
"Hunting Flies"
He responded.
"Oh! Killing any?"
She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
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Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."
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Quote from: swampboy on November 20, 2007, 09:53:02 PM
:)) :)) :)) :))
Yeah I had to laugh hard at that one too, Swamp... I'm like, omfg, isnt that so dog-gone typical of a man... I betcha a man thought of that joke!! lmao
:)) :)) yeah but kinda true, too! :{: to me!
Quote from: gator8 on November 20, 2007, 11:05:32 PM
:)) :)) yeah but kinda true, too! :{: to me!
That reminds me of a joke that I heard on TV....talkin bout "women and their usefulness". The man said a woman is not good but for TWO things. (now we all know what that is) The kitchen and The Bedroom! That is a male chauvinistic negative opinion of our usefulness...rofl (but it is funny if you allow yourself to not get all deep)
Quote from: TmT on November 20, 2007, 11:47:26 PM
Quote from: gator8 on November 20, 2007, 11:05:32 PM
:)) :)) yeah but kinda true, too! :{: to me!
That reminds me of a joke that I heard on TV....talkin bout "women and their usefulness". The man said a woman is not good but for TWO things. (now we all know what that is) The kitchen and The Bedroom! That is a male chauvinistic negative opinion of our usefulness...rofl (but it is funny if you allow yourself to not get all deep)
LOL I must have my mind in a 'low' place as I got a good laugh over your (deep) also for one of the rooms :)) :)) :))
Quote from: gator8 on November 21, 2007, 08:52:31 AM
Quote from: TmT on November 20, 2007, 11:47:26 PM
Quote from: gator8 on November 20, 2007, 11:05:32 PM
:)) :)) yeah but kinda true, too! :{: to me!
That reminds me of a joke that I heard on TV....talkin bout "women and their usefulness". The man said a woman is not good but for TWO things. (now we all know what that is) The kitchen and The Bedroom! That is a male chauvinistic negative opinion of our usefulness...rofl (but it is funny if you allow yourself to not get all deep)
LOL I must have my mind in a 'low' place as I got a good laugh over your (deep) also for one of the rooms :)) :)) :))
lol Woman, why arent you cooking your Thanksgiving Dinner <hands on hip> lmao
LOL, I'm just getting started! Not eating til later. turkey5.gif pilgrim2.gif turkey7.gif