"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the
railroad tracks.
Well, on my way home last night, I notice a young woman tied to the tracks,
like in the films
I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway,
to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all
over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every
position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard, was she pretty?"
"Dunno...Never found the head!"
told ya it was gross...lol
eyedoc55
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Quote from: eyedoc55 on December 23, 2007, 07:02:16 AM
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the
railroad tracks.
Well, on my way home last night, I notice a young woman tied to the tracks,
like in the films
I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway,
to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all
over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every
position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard, was she pretty?"
"Dunno...Never found the head!"
told ya it was gross...lol
eyedoc55
drunk.gif :)) :))
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