Johnny, Age 6, and his little brother Bobby, Age 4, are playing in their bedroom upstairs. Johnny says to Bobby, "I think it's about time that we do some cussing. Let's go downstairs for breakfast. I'll say something with 'Hell' in it and you say something with 'ass' in it. OK?" Johnny and Bobby go into the kitchen. Their mother asks, "What would you like for breakfast, Johnny?" Johnny replies, "Oh, what the hell, I'll have some cheerios." His mother smacks Johnny and he goes flying across the room. He runs upstairs crying while his mother follows him spanking him all the way upstairs to his bedroom. She locks the door and comes back to the kitchen. She asks Bobby, "What would you like for breakfast?" Bobby shakes his head and says, "Well, you can bet your fat :o0 it ain't gonna be Cheerios!" :)) :)) :))
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