LOVE THY wife
A man accompanied his wife to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the husband into his office alone.
He said, "Your wife is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress; if you don't do the following, your wife will surely die. Each morning, fix her a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure she is in a good mood. For lunch make her a nutritious meal she can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for her. Don't burden her with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with her; it will only make her stress worse. Try to relax your wife in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving her plenty of backrubs. Encourage her to watch some type of soap event on television. And most importantly, make love with your wife several times a week and satisfy her every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your wife will regain her health."
On the way home, the wife asked his husband, "What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die," he replied >:D
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