10.Lower corner of the screen has the words "Etch a Sketch" on it.
9.When you insert a disk, it disappears and a loud "burp" follows.
8.You have to pedal it.
7.The manual contains the one sentence, "Good Luck!"
6.The only chip inside is a Dorrito.
5.Whenever you turn it on, all the neighborhood dogs begin howling.
4.The monitor is made up of just blackboard and chalk.
3.Instead of a keyboard, it came with an Abacus.
2.There is a "AAA Batteries Not Included" sticker on the front.
And the #1 sign that you were ripped off buying that new computer...
1.The computer mouse came in a cage and has fur. :!!