Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your hankie to other passengers.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"
Frown and mutter, "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "Oops"
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
Burp, and then say "mmmm . . . tasty."
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in mah mouf?"
Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
Meow occasionally.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
No one ever says anything in an elevator. They just all stare at the ceiling. :)))
I have gotten down in an elevator before. There is probably a lovely tape of it making its way around security.
Quote from: cherrypie on May 31, 2008, 06:50:05 PM
I have gotten down in an elevator before. There is probably a lovely tape of it making its way around security.
You got down? :-\
I got up down and around!!!
Have SEX after hours with the Security Guard
Quote from: cherrypie on May 31, 2008, 06:50:05 PM
I have gotten down in an elevator before. There is probably a lovely tape of it making its way around security.
I have done that too...I think it's the closest I'll ever get to the mile high club. :)))
elevators freak me out girls18.gif
Don't turn around... that would be funny!
Sing along with the elevator music ... You're here, there's NOTHING I fear.... LOL :-{
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Say HELLO.
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Lean over to someone, hold their hand and whisper to them, "I see dead people..."
ask the person next to you to pull your finger hysterical.gif