Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I wunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
Certain men and all the ladies.
I no m y s pelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN nikname Beefy
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
(https://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r438/SoByteMe/joke.jpg)
Employer's Response:
Dear Beefy - I mean Bryan,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday!
Hee! :)) :))