Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
Big Pine Key
It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail.
Cape Coral
It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.
It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street. This law is limited to only those who do not own the house.
Cape Coral City
A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport. (Passed June 2002)
Daytona Beach
The molestation of trash cans is banned.
Maintaining a car on your property which is no longer in use is prohibited.
Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn't capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.
Hialeah
Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.
Key West
Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.
Naples
Neon signs are prohibited.
Palm Bay
Persons may not tow a sled behind their bicycles.
Pensacola
Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.
It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.
A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.
Sanford
Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances. Violating this ordinance results in a $100 fine.
Sarasota
If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00.
You may not catch crabs.
Satellite Beach
Beer may not be sold between 2 a.m. and 7 a.m.
Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex.
Seaside
All houses much have white picket fences and full-width, two-story porches.
Tampa
Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
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:ooo Who comes up with this stuff? We pay our politicians way to much money to come up with this lol.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. - darn there goes my talent for Miss America!
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. (put the dress away Swamp) :)))
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. - How many times does your wife have to tell you to say home on Thursdays?
Naples
Neon signs are prohibited. - shucks now can't find your house from a distance!
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron. - well some men may not have a problem :))
Noticed there was nothing for Gainesville LOL free to be Me! :!!
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Quote from: swamp on July 01, 2008, 12:38:49 PM
Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".
But it's ok any other time they'd like to expose 'em, right?
Quote from: Squid on July 02, 2008, 01:20:59 PM
But it's ok any other time they'd like to expose 'em, right?
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