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Creative Corner => Just for Giggles => Topic started by: harley89 on October 09, 2008, 04:04:16 AM

Title: Current Investment Advice
Post by: harley89 on October 09, 2008, 04:04:16 AM
If  you purchased $1000 in Delta Air Lines Stock, one year ago, you would have $49 left;


In Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of your original $1000;


If AIG, you would have less than $15.


But, if you purchased $1000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling,


- Your refund would be $214 cash.


Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
Title: Re: Current Investment Advice
Post by: Mayhem on October 11, 2008, 08:34:22 PM
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Title: Re: Current Investment Advice
Post by: Stinkerbell on October 11, 2008, 09:36:48 PM
Quote from: harley89 on October 09, 2008, 04:04:16 AM

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.


That's my Harley!
Title: Re: Current Investment Advice
Post by: Squid on October 12, 2008, 05:37:37 AM
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Title: Re: Current Investment Advice
Post by: swamp on October 12, 2008, 09:00:41 AM
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Title: Re: Current Investment Advice
Post by: Pearl68 on October 29, 2008, 11:44:06 AM
 
Quote from: harley89 on October 09, 2008, 04:04:16 AM
If  you purchased $1000 in Delta Air Lines Stock, one year ago, you would have $49 left;


In Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of your original $1000;


If AIG, you would have less than $15.


But, if you purchased $1000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling,


- Your refund would be $214 cash.


Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

:))  :!!
Title: Re: Current Investment Advice
Post by: skeem628 on December 08, 2008, 11:19:02 PM
 :!! indulge!