How would your life be different if you were born the opposite sex than what you are? :-\
%% my chances of making it on the Jerry springer show would dramatically improve
The first thing that came to mind was that I wouldn't have been a stay home mom and been able to home school the kids.
I think the loss of all things 'mom' would be horrible.
Quote from: les on October 20, 2008, 08:35:03 AM
%% my chances of making it on the Jerry springer show would dramatically improve
LOL Good answer.
Quote from: Stinkerbell on October 20, 2008, 09:00:04 AM
The first thing that came to mind was that I wouldn't have been a stay home mom and been able to home school the kids.
I think the loss of all things 'mom' would be horrible.
I thought the same thing about the "mom" deal. I'm glad I'm a female.
I would have a much better excuse for not being the least bit domestic. :-X
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I'd be such a male slut. Ooops, did I say that? Tsk, tsk......
:o :-X
Quote from: Squid on October 20, 2008, 09:37:03 AM
I'd be such a male slut. Ooops, did I say that? Tsk, tsk......
:o :-X
So what you're saying is the only difference would be the gender? :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
I without a doubt would be in prison.
don`t men get to play with there wii wii`s all the time?? :)) :))
Quote from: mama on October 20, 2008, 10:06:33 AM
don`t men get to play with there wii wii`s all the time?? :)) :))
I think Homer does :)) Hmmmm could be fun to be a man :)) :)) :))
Quote from: Stinkerbell on October 20, 2008, 09:58:23 AM
So what you're saying is the only difference would be the gender? :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
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Quote from: Stinkerbell on October 20, 2008, 09:58:23 AM
So what you're saying is the only difference would be the gender? :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
LMAO :)) :))
Quote from: harley89 on October 20, 2008, 10:03:12 AM
I without a doubt would be in prison.
Why would you be in prison? :o
I would be imprison because it is in my blood. I have alot of felons all male in my family. Last relative of mine that was in the news I am hoping the state of fla fries his :o0
Quote from: harley89 on October 20, 2008, 11:43:17 AM
I would be imprison because it is in my blood. I have alot of felons all male in my family. Last relative of mine that was in the news I am hoping the state of fla fries his :o0
Then its a good thing you're a female.
The thought of having to switch genders after you've lived as one is kinda weird, but hey people do it for real nowdays. :)))
Quote from: les on October 20, 2008, 08:35:03 AM
%% my chances of making it on the Jerry springer show would dramatically improve
I was invited to be on that show. :-\
If I was a guy...hmmm.
I dunno. I'd hate to have missed being a mum. VV
If I was invited to be on the Jerry Springer show I would run in the opposite direction! That can only be mean something isn't right in my family or a present or past relationship. :)))
I'm pretty sure that if we looked deep enough, any or all of us could be a special guest on Jerry Springer. :)))
:ooo Do you know when I thought about this, strange things started to come to mind. It has an instant effect. :)) I could instantly imagine all of the things I could do with my new toy...uhhhh direction finder. And then that one song came into my head by Chuck Berry and played over and over again. It is called, 'My Ding A Ling". After singing it I decided it must be Homer's theme song cause he is always playing with his Wii Wii. :)) :)) :))
:-{
Now this here song it ain't so sad,
The cutest little song that you ever had.
Those of you who will not sing,
You must be playing with your own ding-a-ling.
http://www.youtube.com/v/rfVfRDX4ruY&hl=en&fs=1
one of my favs!
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Quote from: ~Sassy~ on October 20, 2008, 06:14:59 PM
I could instantly imagine all of the things I could do with my new toy...uhhhh direction finder.
This made me think of those old time "divining rods" :))
Quote from: Stinkerbell on October 20, 2008, 07:06:22 PM
This made me think of those old time "divining rods" :))
:)) :)) :))
I think that is how the guys use it too!!! :-\
Quote from: Tara on October 20, 2008, 03:31:45 PM
If I was invited to be on the Jerry Springer show I would run in the opposite direction! That can only be mean something isn't right in my family or a present or past relationship. :)))
My daughter's father called the show. He told them (this was during my pregnancy) that I was stalking him and that I was claiming he was the father of my baby. He claimed that he had never slept with me. He also tried to kick me in the stomach early in the pregnancy.
Yeah, he was a real peach and while accepting the invitation would have meant a free trip to Chicago for the taping I declined their generosity. :=
:ooo
Yikes! Is he still in your life, considering he is your daughter's father?
Quote from: FreecellFanny on October 21, 2008, 02:48:32 AM
My daughter's father called the show. He told them (this was during my pregnancy) that I was stalking him and that I was claiming he was the father of my baby. He claimed that he had never slept with me. He also tried to kick me in the stomach early in the pregnancy.
Yeah, he was a real peach and while accepting the invitation would have meant a free trip to Chicago for the taping I declined their generosity. :=
Sorry to hear he was such a jerk. (OO) He probably would of been torn apart, but knowing that show, they would of added 100 more things to it. It is better you didn't go.
Every woman should invest in a good cast iron skillet. Bigger the better If you find yourself with one of those violent types. Wait till that sucker goes to sleep then have batting practice on his body. Start at the head and work your way down. Then go back up again.
Thanks Tara and Squid. (OO)
No, he is no longer in my life. In fact, after my daughter was born he made noises about wanting to see her. I had to take him to court to get him to relinquish his parental rights, which he did eventually. We haven't seen him for years.
As luck would have it, my daughter and him share the same birthday. :ooo
You did the right thing protecting your daughter, Fanny. If you do nothing else right in your life, you did the very best thing ever for your little girl. You should be very proud of yourself. (OO)
... and, Harley..... I just love you. xoxoxo
Quote from: harley89 on October 21, 2008, 01:07:22 PM
Every woman should invest in a good cast iron skillet. Bigger the better If you find yourself with one of those violent types. Wait till that sucker goes to sleep then have batting practice on his body. Start at the head and work your way down. Then go back up again.
My grandmother told the story about her first date with my grandfather. He put his hand on her knee and she said "if you ever want to see me again, you'll remove your hand immediately." Then, when they got married, she told him "If you ever hit me, I'll wait til you're sleeping then beat you to death with an iron skillet." :))
Quote from: FreecellFanny on October 21, 2008, 01:24:31 PM
Thanks Tara and Squid. (OO)
No, he is no longer in my life. In fact, after my daughter was born he made noises about wanting to see her. I had to take him to court to get him to relinquish his parental rights, which he did eventually. We haven't seen him for years.
As luck would have it, my daughter and him share the same birthday. :ooo
No woman or child should have to go through that crap.... God blessed you with the strength to go through it and protect your daughter, too.
(OO)
Wanna see Homer get sick? :-X
Well if I changed genders I wouldn't have to buy tampons anymore. :!#
Quote from: Tara on October 21, 2008, 01:47:42 PM
Wanna see Homer get sick? :-X
Well if I changed genders I wouldn't have to buy tampons anymore. :!#
:xx :xx :xx :@ :@ :@
Quote from: FreecellFanny on October 21, 2008, 01:24:31 PM
Thanks Tara and Squid. (OO)
No, he is no longer in my life. In fact, after my daughter was born he made noises about wanting to see her. I had to take him to court to get him to relinquish his parental rights, which he did eventually. We haven't seen him for years.
As luck would have it, my daughter and him share the same birthday. :ooo
Glad you got him out of your life and your daughters. I have encountered several women in abusive relationships and I have never understood why they stay. All I ever got from them was But i love him. That is so sad. It takes real courage to get out. Glad to know you got brains and plenty of courage.