A Woman's Yearly Exam
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The doctor started with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?' he asks. '135,' I say.
The doctor puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The doctor asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.
The doctor checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a witch!
ROFL.
Time to get a new doctor who's more cooperative.
I'm seeing double. giggle2.gif