Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are a ll excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
*Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes, I am."
*Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
*Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds "
*Jacob: "
Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
*Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
*Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
*Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."
*Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
*Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
*Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
*Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
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