Print Page - WHY I HAD TO CHANGE HOTELS

Title: WHY I HAD TO CHANGE HOTELS
Post by: swamp on June 13, 2009, 05:44:16 AM

WHY I HAD TO CHANGE HOTELS LAST WEEK

Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, Ill call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture!
I figured, what the heck, give her a call.
"Hello," the woman says . God, she sounded sexy.
Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and Id like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. Well go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?"
"That sounds fantastic," she says, "but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
hysterical.gif hysterical.gif hysterical.gif hysterical.gif

Title: Re: WHY I HAD TO CHANGE HOTELS
Post by: somuchfun on June 13, 2009, 05:45:39 AM

diablo.gif

Title: Re: WHY I HAD TO CHANGE HOTELS
Post by: Stinkerbell on June 13, 2009, 06:43:44 AM

hysterical.gif hysterical.gif

Title: Re: WHY I HAD TO CHANGE HOTELS
Post by: jarjar on June 13, 2009, 07:06:41 AM

giggle2.gif

Title: Re: WHY I HAD TO CHANGE HOTELS
Post by: BabyCheetah on June 13, 2009, 07:22:08 AM

Naughty Naughty hysterical.gif hysterical.gif hysterical.gif

PogoCheats Forum

Creative Corner => Just for Giggles => Topic started by: swamp on June 13, 2009, 05:44:16 AM