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Title: Your Employer and the New Health Care Plan
Post by: Stinkerbell on August 13, 2009, 07:57:11 AM

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO THE OBAMA HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE OBAMA HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape

Title: Re: Your Employer and the New Health Care Plan
Post by: disneyland lady on August 13, 2009, 09:15:01 AM

I knew this plan would be better than what I have - I don't have 100% embalming, not even covered!

Title: Re: Your Employer and the New Health Care Plan
Post by: Magzy on August 13, 2009, 09:38:42 AM

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Title: Re: Your Employer and the New Health Care Plan
Post by: Nymph Sorceress on August 13, 2009, 01:38:19 PM

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Title: Re: Your Employer and the New Health Care Plan
Post by: swamp on August 13, 2009, 03:10:34 PM

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