Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support f or all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6 -pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity..
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Quote from: swamp on August 16, 2009, 09:17:46 AM
Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support f or all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6 -pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity..
God Bless America ! giggle2.gif giggle2.gif magnifier.gif magnifier.gif
Think I will recruit my mini to stand in for me! hysterical.gif hysterical.gif hysterical.gif
I just showed this message to my husband and he replied with "I need you to go buy me a 6-pack". beer11.gif
After further thought he realized that he should go to a different neighborhood since he wouldn't want to see what was around here.
After asking if he was ok with my walking around for an hour in the nude, he then proceeded to tell me that I was gonna be Muslim for a day. hysterical.gif
WHAT A DORK!!!!!!!! embarrassed.gif slap1.gif slap1.gif slap1.gif slap1.gif giggle2.gif hysterical.gif
God Bless America july4th_35.gif