What is the best thing you ever got for Christmas? What is the best Christmas memory you have?
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Wouldn't ya know HC would post about boobies! lol
When I was a little girl got a black cocker for christmas.
Well they are my favorite Christmas mammaries. wow.gif wow.gif wow.gif
Quote from: Homer Claus on December 04, 2009, 05:08:42 PM
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YAY! Looky who's here! I missed you, Homer Claus! embrace.gif
Quote from: gator8_24 on December 04, 2009, 05:12:36 PM
Wouldn't ya know HC would post about boobies! lol
When I was a little girl got a black cocker for christmas.
This thread is filled with perverts. First, Homer talking about boobs (no surprise there).
Then Gator talking about once you go black..... tumbsup.gif
And Stinky with the siggy. hysterical.gif
Quote from: Joe C on December 04, 2009, 09:36:21 PM
This thread is filled with perverts. First, Homer talking about boobs (no surprise there).
Then Gator talking about once you go black..... tumbsup.gif
And Stinky with the siggy. hysterical.gif
hysterical.gif hysterical.gif hysterical.gif hysterical.gif I seriously laughed out loud!
You guys are so hilarious. Makes my day each and every time I get on here. I can't even top the 2 presents already posted so I'll just have to be serious and say the really warm robe my son got me last year from Cabella's I think.
I figured Homer's favorite Christmas memory would have been his first trip to Burger King or the time he got a $150 gift card to Krispy Kreme donuts.
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But boobies....oh go figure!! hysterical.gif
Quote from: roadwarrior on December 05, 2009, 03:39:35 AM
I figured Homer's favorite Christmas memory would have been his first trip to Burger King or the time he got a $150 gift card to Krispy Kreme donuts.
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But boobies....oh go figure!! hysterical.gif
What can I say? I'm easily amused. tongue.gif
Quote from: roadwarrior on December 05, 2009, 03:39:35 AM
I figured Homer's favorite Christmas memory would have been his first trip to Burger King or the time he got a $150 gift card to Krispy Kreme donuts.
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But boobies....oh go figure!! hysterical.gif
Go boobies!!! tumbsup.gif
OMG How can anyone top Homer Claus Homer where those boobies attached to a blow up doll?
Quote from: harley89 on December 05, 2009, 07:44:19 AM
OMG How can anyone top Homer Claus Homer where those boobies attached to a blow up doll?
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Check your privates.
Quote from: Stinkerbell on December 04, 2009, 10:37:00 PM
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So did I after putting my mind with everyone else's hysterical.gif
Blame everything on Homer! blowkisses.gif (https://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k72/florida62/erotic2.gif)
Quote from: gator8_24 on December 05, 2009, 08:33:01 AM
So did I after putting my mind with everyone else's hysterical.gif
Blame everything on Homer! blowkisses.gif (https://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k72/florida62/erotic2.gif)
Hey, where'd ya get that avi of me? hysterical.gif
Quote from: Homer Claus on December 05, 2009, 08:04:03 AM
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Check your privates.
WHOO HOO Homer slapped my day is made
Quote from: gator8_24 on December 05, 2009, 08:33:01 AM
So did I after putting my mind with everyone else's hysterical.gif
Blame everything on Homer! blowkisses.gif (https://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k72/florida62/erotic2.gif)
I always blame Homer. Homer always blames Mayhem. Stinky, Squid and Gator always stir up some &*^*&(^%
Where is Swamp to clean up the mess? beer11.gif
Quote from: harley89 on December 05, 2009, 12:05:03 PM
WHOO HOO Homer slapped my day is made
If you don't check your privates you may get slapped again slap1.gif slap1.gif slap1.gif
Quote from: Homer Claus on December 05, 2009, 12:16:59 PM
If you don't check your privates you may get slapped again slap1.gif slap1.gif slap1.gif
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Quote from: Homer Claus on December 05, 2009, 12:16:59 PM
If you don't check your privates you may get slapped again slap1.gif slap1.gif slap1.gif
Is that a threat or promise to Harley? hysterical.gif
Quote from: gator8_24 on December 05, 2009, 01:04:04 PM
Is that a threat or promise to Harley? hysterical.gif
Well she is ignoring me impatience.gif
Quote from: Homer Claus on December 05, 2009, 01:04:52 PM
Well she is ignoring me impatience.gif
I'll check my privates if you put something there. tumbsup.gif
Quote from: Stinkerbell on December 05, 2009, 02:38:20 PM
I'll check my privates if you put something there. tumbsup.gif
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Quote from: Stinkerbell on December 05, 2009, 02:38:20 PM
I'll check my privates if you put something there. tumbsup.gif
He'll out something there alright, but it won't be boobies! giggle2.gif
Quote from: hocky on December 05, 2009, 03:26:13 PM
He'll out something there alright, but it won't be boobies! giggle2.gif
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Quote from: Homer Claus on December 05, 2009, 02:59:38 PM
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Quote from: Homer Claus on December 05, 2009, 08:04:03 AM
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Check your privates.
Whatever lewd and lascivious picture you sent her, I want a copy in my private messages, too!
Quote from: Squid on December 05, 2009, 04:47:25 PM
Whatever lewd and lascivious picture you sent her, I want a copy in my private messages, too!
He ain't sent me nuthin' yet. He don't love me no-more. 6_6.gif
Im still looking for my privates remember im old and everything has shifted position.
Quote from: harley89 on December 05, 2009, 07:02:08 PM
Im still looking for my privates remember im old and everything has shifted position.
you never replied
Quote from: harley89 on December 05, 2009, 07:02:08 PM
Im still looking for my privates remember im old and everything has shifted position.
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well, all I ever got was my front two teeth...lmao
Back on topic.....
I was 9 years old. My father's business has finally taken off and it was a Christmas not to be believed. The kids came downstairs and it was like winter wonderland. Every conceivable toy, piece of clothing, sports equipment, bicycles, EVERYTHING was there beneath the tree. I couldn't believe my eyes because we were always a struggling family before that. I hate to make my most vivid memory one of materialistic gain but it was such a shock to see it all. I didn't have enough time to play with everything!
All I know is that fat bastard owes me from last year. The keys to the Anheuser Busch brewery isn't asking much is it? hysterical.gif hysterical.gif hysterical.gif
For Homer:
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Quote from: Homer Claus on December 06, 2009, 06:29:54 AM
All I know is that fat bastard owes me from last year. The keys to the Anheuser Busch brewery isn't asking much is it? hysterical.gif hysterical.gif hysterical.gif
Dear Homer, the thing is you want to be on the "Nice" list, but as long as you call him a FB you will be on the "Naughty" list. All the women on the forum are on the "Nice" list but not sure about the men! hysterical.gif dance11.gif
Quote from: gator8_24 on December 06, 2009, 07:59:16 AM
Dear Homer, the thing is you want to be on the "Nice" list, but as long as you call him a FB you will be on the "Naughty" list. All the women on the forum are on the "Nice" list but not sure about the men! hysterical.gif dance11.gif
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AN oldie but a goodie I got the orginial chipmunks christmas record and a record player (45RPM) played that thing all day
The most embarrassing thing as a kid at Christmas... I woke up in the middle of the night because I SWEAR I heard jingle bells. I got up to see if the big guy had visited and sure enough, he had been there and had left a Sting Ray bike with the tall sissy bar. I moved the bike into my bedroom, then when I woke up I told my parents Santa had left it in my room for me. It wasn't embarrassing at the time, but when I got older and captain obvious had paid a visit, it was then very embarrassing.
My fondest memory as a kid....I remember the year I felt so grown up! I got a portable stereo for my room and it was so cool. It folded up. The front had a handle that you could pull down, opening the stereo. The best part was that I also got 2... count 'em 2... Partridge Family albums. Uh huh... eat your heart out!
As an adult my fondest memory is the first year I decided to make a birthday cake for Jesus and make it a birthday party.
Quote from: Homer Claus on December 06, 2009, 08:18:50 AM
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Quote from: Homer Claus on December 06, 2009, 08:18:50 AM
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Oh goodie, Homer still likes to slap me!
Well it certainly wasn't a Snuggie giggle2.gif