Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost a wheel
and the Joker got away
Other reported versions include:
Shotgun shells, Santa smells,
Rudolf ran away,
Oh what fun it is to ride
in a beat-up Chevrolet!
or
Jingle bells, shotgun shells,
Santa Claus is dead,
Rudolf got a .22
and shot him in the head.
or
Jingle Bells, Shotgun Shells,
BB's in the air.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in Santa's underwear!"
or
Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg,
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
and the Joker joined ballet , Hey!
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Quote from: GreenLizard on December 14, 2009, 02:17:36 PM
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Oh sure. Homer can pose with his bare arse hanging out but I can't post my similarly tasteful photo of David Borneaz?
Quote from: Stinkerbell on December 14, 2009, 02:34:18 PM
Oh sure. Homer can pose with his bare arse hanging out but I can't post my similarly tasteful photo of David Borneaz?
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Homers butt made me lost my sight for a few minutes Rather see David B butt
Quote from: harley89 on December 14, 2009, 07:44:37 PM
Homers butt made me lost my sight for a few minutes Rather see David B butt
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Quote from: Stinkerbell on December 14, 2009, 02:34:18 PM
Oh sure. Homer can pose with his bare arse hanging out but I can't post my similarly tasteful photo of David Borneaz?
Quote from: Homer Claus on December 14, 2009, 02:37:45 PM
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Ok. look Homer. We all know you're a fair guy so I have a proposition for you...
I'll post the tastefully nude picture of David Borneaz and then let's say after oh..... 2 months..... we'll take a vote to see if people (the ladies) want it taken down. Isn't that fair?
Homer's butt? His front in his underwear is not such a pretty sight. I think we should revolt and get that tasteful David B pose, at least an underwear shot. Whatcha think girls? Is that an okay compromise Homer? blink.gif
Hubba Hubba....I'm just sayin'....... giggle2.gif
Quote from: Stinkerbell on December 14, 2009, 08:15:32 PM
Ok. look Homer. We all know you're a fair guy so I have a proposition for you...
I'll post the tastefully nude picture of David Borneaz and then let's say after oh..... 2 months..... we'll take a vote to see if people (the ladies) want it taken down. Isn't that fair?
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Homer is the supreme ruler I guess we must obey swear2.gif
Quote from: Homer Claus on December 15, 2009, 06:54:14 AM
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For a Happy Holidays thread, Homer is surely in a foul, foul, foul mood.
Perhaps he needs an extra-special set of hugs.
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Thats nice Joe c Here Homer here is a biker hug for you slap1.gif
Quote from: Joe C on December 15, 2009, 08:55:18 AM
For a Happy Holidays thread, Homer is surely in a foul, foul, foul mood.
Perhaps he needs an extra-special set of hugs.
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Homer, please delete that smily, thanks.
Quote from: CrazyMan on December 15, 2009, 11:57:55 AM
Homer, please delete that smily, thanks.
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Quote from: Joe C on December 15, 2009, 08:55:18 AM
For a Happy Holidays thread, Homer is surely in a foul, foul, foul mood.
Perhaps he needs an extra-special set of something"
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Quote from: gator8_24 on December 15, 2009, 02:01:41 PM
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Quote from: alyaks on December 15, 2009, 01:39:01 PM
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And this one also Homer, please.
Lock the whole dang thread....I am calling the smiley cops! tease.gif
Quote from: hocky on December 15, 2009, 05:26:11 PM
Lock the whole dang thread....I am calling the smiley cops! tease.gif
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Quote from: CrazyMan on December 15, 2009, 05:40:54 PM
OK, Thread is Locked...(https://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll20/Alpha-Alf/Lock.gif)
Nu uh.
And Stinky rules! She's got da men! lipstick.gif
Quote from: alyaks on December 15, 2009, 06:23:58 PM
And Stinky rules! She's got da men! lipstick.gif
Heh heh heh. I might just keep this one around a little longer.
Quote from: Stinkerbell on December 15, 2009, 09:23:49 PM
Heh heh heh. I might just keep this one around a little longer.
Like the belt buckle! giggle2.gif
Quote from: gator8_24 on December 16, 2009, 04:36:22 AM
Like the belt buckle! giggle2.gif
You're not alone. Why, I been asked repeatedly for a close up of it... though I think it's not the buckle that is really wanted for a closeup. giggle2.gif
Quote from: Stinkerbell on December 16, 2009, 08:13:01 AM
You're not alone. Why, I been asked repeatedly for a close up of it... though I think it's not the buckle that is really wanted for a closeup. giggle2.gif
And CM was "nice" enough to give us one.
Quote from: CrazyMan on December 15, 2009, 07:54:36 PM
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Quote from: alyaks on December 16, 2009, 09:25:51 AM
And CM was "nice" enough to give us one. slap1.gif slap1.gif
Not what I had in mind. giggle2.gif
OMG Stink shocked.gifer
Quote from: harley89 on December 16, 2009, 02:25:11 PM
OMG Stink shocked.gifer
Upset ya so much that the smiley interfered with my name. hysterical.gif
Quote from: Stinkerbell on December 16, 2009, 10:55:02 AM
Not what I had in mind. giggle2.gif
Not exactly what I had in mind either. Besides that....it's blurred! magnifier.gif
Quote from: alyaks on December 16, 2009, 03:02:12 PM
Not exactly what I had in mind either. Besides that....it's blurred! magnifier.gif
Coulda been worse might have been a close up clear pic of Homers bare arse
Quote from: harley89 on December 16, 2009, 06:09:56 PM
Coulda been worse might have been a close up clear pic of Homers bare arse
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Quote from: harley89 on December 16, 2009, 06:09:56 PM
Coulda been worse might have been a close up clear pic of Homers bare arse
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! panic button.gif
Quote from: harley89 on December 16, 2009, 06:09:56 PM
Coulda been worse might have been a close up clear pic of Homers bare arse
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Oh Homer! Aren't you ashamed wearing your thong in public like that?
My eyes!!! MY EYES!!! panic button.gif panic button.gif panic button.gif
The bleach is not strong enough!!!! Must. Use. Drano! tumbsup.gif
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Quote from: Squid on December 17, 2009, 04:21:34 AM
My eyes!!! MY EYES!!! panic button.gif panic button.gif panic button.gif
It's like a train wreck....you can't look away....eh, Squid?
you're right, Hocky! There's something about an animated arse that looks like a mold of butter that spells out "transfixed"! hehehehehe
Please make it stop!!!! tumbsup.gif
Quote from: alyaks on December 16, 2009, 11:06:36 PM
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Oh Homer! Don't you wish you would have let me post my sexy santas now? giggle2.gif
Make it stop!!!! Make it stop!!!! tumbsup.gif
3 days before Christmas, there's not much more time impatience.gif
(You wouldn't want Santa to put in your beer.. grime!).
We're all holding our breath hoping Scrooge won't say
that the cute thong clad Santas won't be able to stay.
We're laying out the pretzels, crackers and beer,
hoping that will give you some holiday cheer.
So please, Homer, please, tell us girls it's a go!
And don't slap us silly and tell all of us No!
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Maybe Stinky can post half of the sexy santas...above the thongs....so we can at least see their hunky hubba chests. giggle2.gif
I may not have any sexy man meat to share, but I do have this cute @ss picture of my little mixed breed/mutt weiner dog Inuyasha.
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Oh, how adorable!!!!!!!
Inuyasha is a precious puppy. Thanks for sharing embrace.gif
the place we adopted him from was having a professional holiday photo shoot for pets, and we took the little guy to have his picture done. Cost $12.95 for an 8x10, two 5 x7's and a digital copy of the photo.
All proceeds went directly to the animal sanctuary we got him from.
So adorable and I must add....he looks sooooo happy to be dressed up! hysterical.gif