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Creative Corner => Just for Giggles => Topic started by: bobby on January 03, 2010, 11:50:28 PM

Title: stupid criminals
Post by: bobby on January 03, 2010, 11:50:28 PM
A burglary was foiled this week when the thief apparently became engrossed in a Nintendo DS game, reports the Herald-News.

After breaking into a Joliet, Illinois apartment, the man appears to have been so taken with a game on the homeowner's Nintendo DS that he decided to stop ransacking her bedroom and play it. When the 22-year-old apartment owner returned, the thief fled, taking only a pink iPod Touch -- and leaving the DS.

"The victim's Nintendo DS was on, and it appears the suspect had been playing it," Deputy Chief Mike Trafton told the Herald-News.

Police are still seeking the game-addled thief. So if you notice an increased police presence at the DS racks in game stores around Illinois, now you know why: they're hoping he goes looking for another fix.
Title: Re: stupid criminals
Post by: Julie on January 04, 2010, 03:08:20 AM
 giggle2.gif What an idiot....wonder what game it was?
Title: Re: stupid criminals
Post by: alyaks on January 04, 2010, 05:46:32 PM
 giggle2.gif Being a bail bondsman, I not only hear, but see that kind of stupidity every day. The stories I could tell.
Title: Re: stupid criminals
Post by: Cheater4Life on January 18, 2010, 02:37:57 AM
Was the game Grand Theft Auto?   LOL
Title: Re: stupid criminals
Post by: Squid on January 18, 2010, 04:26:46 AM
Quote from: alyaks on January 04, 2010, 05:46:32 PM
giggle2.gif Being a bail bondsman, I not only hear, but see that kind of stupidity every day. The stories I could tell.
I think Alyaks needs to post a fun story about stupid criminals on a weekly basis.  I would get such a kick out of it!  hysterical.gif
Title: Re: stupid criminals
Post by: alyaks on January 18, 2010, 10:25:49 PM
Quote from: Squid on January 18, 2010, 04:26:46 AM
I think Alyaks needs to post a fun story about stupid criminals on a weekly basis.  I would get such a kick out of it!  hysterical.gif

Ok Squidly...here ya go

2 guys go to a town where their cousin moved to. They couldn't find the house so they pulled a policeman over to ask directions. Instead of directions, the driver got a driving under the influence and transporting an open container, the other got public intoxication under the age of 21. Moral...if you're too drunk to get there, you're too drunk for directions. Get outta the car idiot!
Title: Re: stupid criminals
Post by: Squid on January 19, 2010, 04:40:08 AM
OMG, that's too funny.  Alcohol makes people do the stupidiest things.  In a commercial area nearby, they caught a burglar/thief stuck in a vent as he tried to get through to rob the place.  The vent was the normal size of duct work but this guy was over 200 lbs.  Here's your stupid award!

Keep sharing, Alyaks!
Title: Re: stupid criminals
Post by: alyaks on February 03, 2010, 12:29:44 AM
I didn't forget to post Squid. The stupid ice storm put me behind lol.

A gal was at the casino and got caught with controlled dangerous substance. I think it was Lortabs without a prescription. Anyway, she called to get bonded out and said she had the money in her car at the casino if I would take her there to get it. Since I knew her, I went ahead and got her out of jail and drove her to the casino. Sure enough, the money was in her car, just like she said. $250.00 worth of quarters in a pillow case! (Or so she said...I personally think there was more than that.) I told her to take it the next day, cash it in for paper money and bring it to me lol. Good for her word, she did just that. When she went to court a week later, she was dressed in a mini dress that barely covered her middle section and little else. The judge (who was a man) dismissed the charges against her because of illegal search over the objections of the DA (who was a woman). Just wanted to let ya'll know that not ALL criminals are stupid.
Title: Re: stupid criminals
Post by: Squid on February 03, 2010, 03:56:31 AM
That's too funny!  Thanks for sharing, Aly.

I was watching the news yesterday.  They caught a man trying to steal from a church.  His 250 pound arse was stuck in a window and he couldn't get through.  Busted.  lol
Title: Re: stupid criminals
Post by: alyaks on February 03, 2010, 04:48:54 PM
 hysterical.gif Serves him right!
Title: Re: stupid criminals
Post by: jamrow32 on March 01, 2010, 11:55:47 AM
There was a guy in my neighborhood robbing items out of people's backyards.  He decided one day to come and get my lawnmower and a few other items he could carry.  Unfortunately he would also have to carry my 90 lb shepard that bit into his hand after he jumped the fence in to my yard.  He made it to my back door with my dog still attached to his bleeding hand.  I answered and he asked if I could get the dog to release him and if he could use my phone to call someone.  I replied by grabbing my 40 cal beretta and advising him he had 10 seconds to get out of my yard after I tell my dog to release him.  Neither me or my neighbors have seen him since he jumped my fence and ran for the hills.  My dog got some extra steak with his kibble that day.
Title: Re: stupid criminals
Post by: Squid on March 01, 2010, 05:13:21 PM
I would've had the dog hold onto him while I called the cops.  The release command would have come when I saw some uniforms.
Title: Re: stupid criminals
Post by: Darling SilverDodger on March 05, 2010, 03:59:55 PM
The police was chasing this guy in my neighborhood for breaking into cars past year  He decided to jump my side fence into my backyard trying to get away from the police.  Unfortunately for him, he could only hit the back fence in 3 seconds ranning when my two 100 lbs Rottweilers could hit it in 2.5 seconds right behind him.  I answered  my front door after hearing the dogs baking and screaming  To found a policeman asks if I would call my dogs into the house so they could check my backyard for the guy. But man had jumped my back fence after the dogs had their way with him a few minutes. The policeman put out a report of the guy wearing blue jeans, black t-shirt with dogs bites

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Title: Re: stupid criminals
Post by: Squid on March 05, 2010, 06:15:50 PM
I hope he's missing a chunk of his arse!  lol
Title: Re: stupid criminals
Post by: edfshr on June 01, 2010, 03:14:21 AM
Quote from: Squid on March 05, 2010, 06:15:50 PM
I hope he's missing a chunk of his arse!  lol
Or something nearby.  I'd hate for him to reproduce.