Brilliant!
Airport Security Solution:
Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:
Have a bomb proof booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you,
but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your body.
It would be a win-win for everyone,
and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling
and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift.
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,
"Attention standby passengers.
We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ....
Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."
(I love it when a plan comes together!)
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