It won't be long...
"Lindsay Lohan: P*RN STAR!" blares a headline from the National Enquirer, which reports that the "cash-strapped" actress is now considering an "X-rated" career.
The mag says "a p*rn company wants to help save her from a financial abyss by offering her a role in a X-rated film," and Lohan just might be "desperate" enough to do it.
A so-called "source" for the tabloid reveals, "Her acting career is going south and it seems as if people are running scared from working with her," explaining, "Some industry insiders think she's uninsurable, unreliable and far too much trouble."
Now, Lohan is supposedly "so desperate for money" that she "would consider starring in a 'self-pleasuring' p*rn video much like the one filmed by 'Octomom' Nadya Suleman," alleges the mag's "insider."
The tabloid's source claims, "Lindsay has had offers before, but one particular online p*rn company has put $2.5 million on the table," adding, "If she says yes, the footage will be offered to pay-per-view subscribers."
Well, unfortunately for those eager subscribers, Lohan is saying NO.
A source close to the "Liz & Dick" star tells Gossip Cop it's "not true" that she's considering any such offer.
couple **** movies-if she can show up on time and not trash anything-would be a pretty quick way to pay her IRS bill.
If she ever does this, it will be some cameo and for a fleeting minute or two. She won't be doing the dastardly deed on film and won't be in a state of undress. Plus, we have to consider the source....The National Enquirer? I wouldn't use that rag to line a bird cage, nevermind actually read.