Quote from: Squid on April 24, 2013, 03:40:33 PM
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(You're a bunch of pervs. You know that, right? embarrassed.gif )
The 6th grade science teacher asked her class, "which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered for a long time until Little Squiddy stood up, angry, and said the teacher should not be asking 6th graders a question like that. She was going to tell her parents, who would tell the principal who would fire the teacher!
The teacher ignored her and asked the question again, "which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Finally Billy stood up and said that the body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye. The teacher said "Very good, Billy," then she turned to Little Squiddy and said, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
1) you have a dirty mind,
2) you didn't read your homework, and
3) one day you will be very, very disappointed.
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What can I say? I'm a perv, too! LOL
Quote from: Squid on April 28, 2013, 07:36:43 PM
ROFL!! This gal doesn't kiss and tell, so to speak. shy12.gif
So THAT'S how we get you to be quiet! lipsrsealed.gif giggle2.gif
Quote from: snap20 on April 29, 2013, 03:10:48 PM
So THAT'S how we get you to be quiet! lipsrsealed.gif giggle2.gif
Good luck with keeping her quiet.
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