All input will be considered.
I need a foolproof plan for murdering my horrible, awful, disgusting neighbors. I'd like them all dead in as clean a manner as possible with absolutely no possible trace or connection to me.
Thank you for your consideration.
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Send them to the movies or church or college.
Tell them to watch the news...............it should bore them to death. bubblegum.gif
Quote from: Yoming 2 on November 08, 2015, 06:14:25 PM
Tell them to watch the news...............it should bore them to death. bubblegum.gif
ROFL! If only!
Have them join Pogo, maybe you'll never see them again. cheesy.gif
tell me the address and i will send my mother in law over asap. hi11.gif
All good ideas! I hate to admit it but I'm looking for something a little more painful. Yes, they are THAT bad.
Put out a lot of bear traps
Quote from: Crazy~Man on November 09, 2015, 04:39:37 AM
Put out a lot of bear traps
OK! Now we're getting somewhere! Remember, though, I don't want any connection to me. I think other neighbors might see me setting those up and my DNA (skin cells, etc.) might be on the traps. I was thinking something more along the lines of poisoning the water supply that ONLY goes to their house and won't affect ANYONE else or the environment at all. I haven't located the right poison yet... one that would bring about an agonizing, drawn out death. I don't know how to deliver it correctly, too.
I like the way you're thinking, Crazy guy. Keep up the good work.
Call Jehovah's Witness hotline and say you are having a problem with faith and need intervention and give your neighbors info.
Or get some wood and make this
(https://i64.tinypic.com/24vikqd.jpg)
Shall I put them into a coma for you?
Great stuff! Yes to the coma, please work quickly! I think Jehovah's Witnesses now solicit by phone. If I leave a sign like that outside and he/she are not actually convicted child molesters, can't I get into a heap of trouble? I'm loving all the ideas! Thanks so much!
You can always do what I did ....let all of them move in and use your money to pay their food, electricity, water, Directv, internet. Then a jury will find you not guilty.
Two words: Carbon monoxide.
Quote from: snap20 on November 09, 2015, 03:38:25 PM
Two words: Carbon monoxide.
Nice.... I'm thinking I'll run a hose to a window from my running car.....?
Quote from: Squid on November 09, 2015, 03:41:26 PM
Nice.... I'm thinking I'll run a hose to a window from my running car.....?
This is doable but if you run it from their car it is not murder......it is suicide!
Quote from: Squid on November 09, 2015, 03:41:26 PM
Nice.... I'm thinking I'll run a hose to a window from my running car.....?
Hey, I gave you the two words. The rest is up to you.
In no way are my two words meant to convey a recommendation of harming another human being and should in no way be construed as advice in a conspiracy for a random Squid to hypothetically inkify a neighbor.
Quote from: disneyland lady on November 09, 2015, 04:07:35 PM
This is doable but if you run it from their car it is not murder......it is suicide!
You're devious! I like that about you!
Quote from: disneyland lady on November 09, 2015, 04:07:35 PM
This is doable but if you run it from their car it is not murder......it is suicide!
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