lol i just want to see what people can come up with for knock knock jokes the winner gets some more dignity lol lets see what yall have lmao i try to think of some funny ones and post them here
Any at all anyone
at the end we can all vote on the best one i dont know when the end is we still need to see a beginning lol O0 come on all :'(
Heres some good ones to get people started off i just trying to strike a good topic here but no one helping lol so i can strike lol with these dumb but funny ones
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you'll see!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luther!
Luther who?
Luther the silver lining!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lyndon!
Lyndon who?
Lyndon ear and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Madame!
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mae!
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree
lmao that is funny lol i ready some dirty jokes i cant even post on here but the so dam funny lol
i know i know, thats one of my fav. knock knock jokes
i liked this one
O0
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Madame!
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!
knock knock
who's there
dave
Dave's not here
knock knock
who's their
killer
killer who
i'm going to kill you! thats who
>:D
:P nice ones
hehe, mine the funnierest one ;)
lol O0
i think so lol
it sounds like a word
i know i dont have a dictionairy to look it up lol
Knock ! , Knock !
Who's there ?
Orange .......
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't do another knock knock joke?!
hehehe
Quote from: Quaevil on September 15, 2004, 08:19:21 AM
Knock ! , Knock !
Who's there ?
Orange .......
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't do another knock knock joke?!
hehehe
hehe, i think thats one of the original knock knock jokes ;)
knock knock
who's their
great
great who
great, now i can finally get rid of you lol
LMAO
i thought that would be kinda weird but i decided to share it with you anyway O0
it great i just want to hear some dont think it sound wierd i am wierd lol anyone else got any?? if they are dumb post them anyways they are great to read now and then
Knock Knock
who's there
boo
boo who
why you crying for
lol, thats an origional also, lol, good one O0
knock knock
who's their
bob
bon who
bob the apple
i thought it was Bob the Builder ???
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone and go knock on someone else's door.
lmao that was good O0
knock knock
who's their
money
money who
money, go get your own money cuz you sure aint taken mine lol
lol >:D
knock knock
who's there
any
any who
this is my last post in this topic :-X
lol good one lol
here is an old one
Knock Knock
Whos there
Boo?
Boo who?
why are you crying?
someone already said that
knock knock
who's their
stop
stop who
stop with the knock knock jokes lol
yea yea, hehe, good one