So you think your life is bad...
Just think how bad the life of an egg is...
You only get laid once
You only get eaten once
It takes 4 minutes to get hard and
2 minutes to get soft
You have to share a box with
11 other guys
And the only chick that ever sat on
your face was your mother
Now don't you feel better?
Hell no!
sounds like allot of people around here lol ;) :)
4 minutes ????
I'm not that old and if i recall in my younger days ....Almost instantaneously >:D
lol well i stole that from another forum
Funny but really kinda ew. lol
Eggs are nasty.
i kno lol
great joke dark O0
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