i used the payday freecell auto for an hour and i got 123,000,0002 tokens in one hour! Yes, 123 million and 2 tokens in one exhausting hour! Whew, was I worn out!, the free trail was up and i got an account banned.....Yes, the free trail wast the best! O0
And I bet you saved a bundle on your car insurance bill too!
He's my hero....way to go with that free trail..... O0
As Roy Rogers would say....Haaaaaappy traaaails..... O0
The free trial got those results and you didn't buy it?
And, um.... did you say you got your account banned?
Hey Oscar, old Pay Pal 'o mine, I um, decided that the word whomp auto I purchased in 2003 doesn't work for me. If I pinky swear to never use it again, will you let me trade it in and get this freecell auto? I'll e-mail you 10 times and ask again.
I've got this macro crap from another site .. can i trade it in on your site for this auto?
That must explain the server problems!! You melted it down!! Shame on you!! The only recourse was to hit the Emergency Ban Button.
2003? That's it? Why stop at 1 exchange? you deserve at least 4 free exchanges because you don't "use it anymore".
When I don't reply to your emails, feel free to email me as much as you can, that way I'll know you are "serious" about it.
Does anyone know if Oscar is on vacation? I e-mailed him 17 seconds ago and I still don't have my code. Hey, Homer, my sister sent you money and she doesn't have her code yet. I would like a refund on my World Class Solitaire because it doesn't run my Phlinx anymore. Man, I am soooo calling the FBI. I was also wondering if I could get a refill on my shareware for Thunderpop. I only moved 10 ranks and then it said to register it, what's up with that?
Barb, honey. If you hit the start button on the TP auto as many times as you can in 3 seconds, it will reset yourself. It's kind of like the old Bingo glitch. It will work...trust me.
Oh crap! The FBI is at my door! Dang that was fast, that internet fraud protection security net really works!
In the middle of my Miranda rights they were mumbling something about an email I didn't respond to.....something about blahblah@shaw.com.....is that even a real ISP?
Oh well, I guess I'll have alot of time to sit here and think....
Quote from: Motley on July 05, 2005, 09:16:50 PM
Barb, honey. If you hit the start button on the TP auto as many times as you can in 3 seconds, it will reset yourself. It's kind of like the old Bingo glitch. It will work...trust me.
Would you get my badge for me?
Does that mean story time with Oscar is over? :'(
Can WUV bail me out of jail.
What is 10% of WUV exactly so I can tell the bail bondsman what exactly he is going to get.
Quote from: Barbara on July 05, 2005, 09:18:35 PM
Quote from: Motley on July 05, 2005, 09:16:50 PM
Barb, honey. If you hit the start button on the TP auto as many times as you can in 3 seconds, it will reset yourself. It's kind of like the old Bingo glitch. It will work...trust me.
Would you get my badge for me?
Sure thing, I'll do it before I even attempt to do my own Personal Challenges.
Quote from: BadgeHelpOscar on July 05, 2005, 09:10:10 PM
2003? That's it? Why stop at 1 exchange? you deserve at least 4 free exchanges because you don't "use it anymore".
When I don't reply to your emails, feel free to email me as much as you can, that way I'll know you are "serious" about it.
Can't buy me Wuuuuvvvvv!
Okay, my auto exchange thing.....I am a buy them all customer (as son as I get my tax rebate) Does that mean I get eight instead. Do I have to send you the codes or something? I also need the codes for my work computer, my lap top, my Web TV and my monster-in-law's computer. By the way, my guess for the Homer's lost luggage contest is OU812
Quote from: Motley on July 05, 2005, 09:16:50 PM
Barb, honey. If you hit the start button on the TP auto as many times as you can in 3 seconds, it will reset yourself. It's kind of like the old Bingo glitch. It will work...trust me.
Sorry, but which auto is TP?
Ancient Chinese secret, shhhhhh. It's Stompzilla. Don't tell anyone else.
Your password for all of your autos is:
CRAZY
Yes, I put OU812 into the password keygen and it spit out: CRAZY
That's the strangest thing
Stompzilla = TP. Sorry Barb, I let out the secret.
I am crazy for trying
I am crazy for not "all in one" package buying
and I am crazy for Wuving YOU!
(sung in Patsy Cline voice)
Quote from: BadgeHelpOscar on July 05, 2005, 09:31:25 PM
Your password for all of your autos is:
CRAZY
Yes, I put OU812 into the password keygen and it spit out: CRAZY
That's the strangest thing
Are you giving out codes for autos??? :o
You have a keen grasp of the obvious. Oscar is drunk with power. He just gave me the super secret "master code" for them all, bah ha ha!
Quote from: Barbara on July 05, 2005, 09:35:53 PM
You have a keen grasp of the obvious. Oscar is drunk with power. He just gave me the super secret "master code" for them all, bah ha ha!
What??!?!?!?!? What's my master code??
It's URKiddingMeRight?
Yes, bring up any badgehelp auto between the hours of 3-5AM on July 6th EASTERN TIME (a few hours away).........
Bring ANY and ALL autos you have on your computer and type in this password:
ABSOLUTELYNUCKINGFUTS
And ALL THE AUTOS you can get in those 2 hours will be FREE!
It's a virtual buffet of autos here folks.
Badgehelp is giving these suckers away!!!!! Act now, offer is limited to US, CANADIAN and UK members only.....offer expires at 5AM 7/6/05.....this coupon is worth 1/20th of $.01
Holy macro! Oscar, you rock!
Yeah, I know, my generosity is unmatched.
Mother Theresa has nothing on me.
Oh darn...I live in Uranus...I guess I'm bummed out of this one. You are a great guy Oscar...you are so under appreciated.
but mine don't work
I have windows 3.1
java? waht is that
Ans i am running a 386 is that fast enough for the autos
Quote from: Barbara on July 05, 2005, 09:39:13 PM
It's URKiddingMeRight?
Quote from: BadgeHelpOscar on July 05, 2005, 09:39:20 PM
Yes, bring up any badgehelp auto between the hours of 3-5AM on July 6th EASTERN TIME (a few hours away).........
Bring ANY and ALL autos you have on your computer and type in this password:
ABSOLUTELYNUCKINGFUTS
And ALL THE AUTOS you can get in those 2 hours will be FREE!
It's a virtual buffet of autos here folks.
Badgehelp is giving these suckers away!!!!! Act now, offer is limited to US, CANADIAN and UK members only.....offer expires at 5AM 7/6/05.....this coupon is worth 1/20th of $.01
I'm not sure what to think of this:
A) Are you serious
or
B) I am sorry, I just thought I would find out since barb got his Master Code.
Quote
Sniff, Oscar I am going to name my first born child "Otto" after you. Did you get the picture I sent to you? Glamourshots had a coupon.
I would downgrade to a 286 actually.....and if you can find a pentium 90.....that would be the best.
Java? Naaaah, you don't need that. Delete it.
Are the free autos 2 for 1? ::)
Why stop at 2 for 1? Let's go 20 for 1.
Glamourshots....ohhhh. That moon in the background....the stars.....with your red feathered scarf.....oh yess......yes.....YES!
Quote from: gagaman on July 05, 2005, 09:43:56 PM
Quote from: Barbara on July 05, 2005, 09:39:13 PM
It's URKiddingMeRight?
Quote from: BadgeHelpOscar on July 05, 2005, 09:39:20 PM
Yes, bring up any badgehelp auto between the hours of 3-5AM on July 6th EASTERN TIME (a few hours away).........
Bring ANY and ALL autos you have on your computer and type in this password:
ABSOLUTELYNUCKINGFUTS
And ALL THE AUTOS you can get in those 2 hours will be FREE!
It's a virtual buffet of autos here folks.
Badgehelp is giving these suckers away!!!!! Act now, offer is limited to US, CANADIAN and UK members only.....offer expires at 5AM 7/6/05.....this coupon is worth 1/20th of $.01
I'm not sure what to think of this:
A) Are you serious
or
B) I am sorry, I just thought I would find out since barb got his Master Code.Quote
Your joking right?
I am brewing a pot of coffee to be able to stay up for this sale. Actually, I am just having an Irish coffee, sans the coffee. Oscar, if it weren't thundering so hard I would wake up the rest of the folks in my trailer park to tell them about this sale. I am not getting my "good bathrobe" wet fer nothing!
We are all staying up this Tuesday nite. It's an autofest you just can't miss. FREE FREE FREE all at 3
Quote from: katieshunnybunny(rangerboy) on July 05, 2005, 09:47:31 PM
Quote from: gagaman on July 05, 2005, 09:43:56 PM
Quote from: Barbara on July 05, 2005, 09:39:13 PM
It's URKiddingMeRight?
Quote from: BadgeHelpOscar on July 05, 2005, 09:39:20 PM
Yes, bring up any badgehelp auto between the hours of 3-5AM on July 6th EASTERN TIME (a few hours away).........
Bring ANY and ALL autos you have on your computer and type in this password:
ABSOLUTELYNUCKINGFUTS
And ALL THE AUTOS you can get in those 2 hours will be FREE!
It's a virtual buffet of autos here folks.
Badgehelp is giving these suckers away!!!!! Act now, offer is limited to US, CANADIAN and UK members only.....offer expires at 5AM 7/6/05.....this coupon is worth 1/20th of $.01
I'm not sure what to think of this:
A) Are you serious
or
B) I am sorry, I just thought I would find out since barb got his Master Code.Quote
Your joking right?
OK, now I am really getting confused. What would I be joking about?
Quote from: BadgeHelpOscar on July 05, 2005, 09:49:07 PM
We are all staying up this Tuesday nite. It's an autofest you just can't miss. FREE FREE FREE all at 3
And sorry I am a bit gullible sometimes so, are you serious?
DEAD serious.
YAHOO serious
That's how serious this is.
Free free free at three is for me me me. Oh auto glee! Let's call it the Badgehelp AutoRama Drama, Oscar is the Bomba auto extravaganza. Do we actually have to pay at this time to get the free autos?
If i post my phone number in here, will you guys call me when the sale starts?
Please post your home address too, in case the number's busy...I'll bring them to you via my computer.
PM me your phone number and I will wake you as soon as possible. I am typing this slowly because I am sure you are tired and can't read quickly. Mayhem, I wanna make you pancakes. Just a thought.
Pay shmay! Who needs money! Oh boy oh boy oh boy am I ever excited about this completely free giveaway....
Why didn't I think about this before?
Quote from: BadgeHelpOscar on July 05, 2005, 09:52:00 PM
DEAD serious.
YAHOO serious
That's how serious this is.
Wow!
Quote from: Barbara on July 05, 2005, 09:52:48 PM
Free free free at three is for me me me. Oh auto glee! Let's call it the Badgehelp AutoRama Drama, Oscar is the Bomba auto extravaganza. Do we actually have to pay at this time to get the free autos?
"Free free free at three is for me me me." good poem Barb
I am smelling a Nobel Peace prize here for ya buddy. I am going to send Pogo e-mail to everyone who hasn't blocked me yet and tell them to sign a petition about this.
She's on the promo team. We pay her well for those catchy ad phrases.
Did it suck you in?
Yes, that poem is from Shack-a-Spear, my favorite author.
My phone number is : 1-866-543-5435
In case i don't hear the phone, just keep ringing it thx
ahhh....I thought you had stolen it from e.e. trailerpark
my bad
Now I would like a truthful answer:
Is the 3am sale real????
Can you afford to gamble on it not being real?
What if you didn't believe it and the next day you woke up and all of your friends had EVERY SINGLE AUTO on the planet...
FOR FREE.
And you were sleeping at the 3AM sale.
Would you miss a Walmart 6AM sale?
Go look in the mirror and look deep inside yourself. Say to yourself....."Self, this is when you rise up and take control of your destiny. Take control of the autos that YOU DESERVE"
And for free, at that.
How can you say no?
Wow! I thought you were playing a trick on me since I am so gullible!!! (It's true, all my friends always play tricks on me). So Just 3 more hours!!
shakes head ......sheesh....
I stood in line once for a Furby for 2 hours and then realized that I was at the DMV and that my 1988 AMC Pacer wouldn't pass the inspection because I didn't legally own it and stuff. I am going to stay up for this sale though. I am going to get the poker cheat that shows everyone's cards.
2 hours and 47 minutes to be exact.
Ohhhh, the anticipation.
Ohhhh, I can barely hold it in myself. Should I give a free one out right now? Naaaah, that would spoil the build up.
This is better than Santa Claus coming!!!!!
:::::::What does that fat little bastard do in July anyway?::::::::::::
pacer!!!!..........there went a spew of a perfectly good rum and coke
NEWS FLASH!!!!!
At 6AM EST I will REVEAL the much awaited texas holdem poker cheat that shows you EVERY CARD YOUR OPPONENT IS HOLDING.
And as an added bonus, it will show you the next hand also....
Only from badgehelp....
Santa's probably up right now and he's adding you to the "Good" List. Wtg Oscar!!
As much as I'd love to believe that Motley, I'm probably swinging on the "naughty" side.
He doesn't come to my town anyway, so who cares.
I have those x-ray glasses too, but all I can see is those swirly circles, exactly like it had in MAD magazine. I thought I would be able to see nekkid people....
WOW :D
Oh and Oscar, how many autos can you get for free in the sale?
Oh and I apologize to all about the gullibility in myself. ;D
Quote from: BadgeHelpOscar on July 05, 2005, 10:15:02 PM
NEWS FLASH!!!!!
At 6AM EST I will REVEAL the much awaited texas holdem poker cheat that shows you EVERY CARD YOUR OPPONENT IS HOLDING.
And as an added bonus, it will show you the next hand also....
Only from badgehelp....
Wow, even more anticipation!
And Motley, would I be on the Good list.
Quote from: Barbara on July 05, 2005, 10:13:00 PM
I stood in line once for a Furby for 2 hours and then realized that I was at the DMV and that my 1988 AMC Pacer wouldn't pass the inspection because I didn't legally own it and stuff. I am going to stay up for this sale though. I am going to get the poker cheat that shows everyone's cards.
Hey Barbara, did you get the new Furby or the Old Furby?
Santa is going to come to my house this year and since I have all the autos for FREE I am just asking him for the following:
The movie, Manos, Hands of Fate.
The Eggstractor
And Mayhem's real phone number (with a calling card, natch)
gagaman....it's all you can eat.
Like I said....a virtual SMORGASBORD of autos. As many autos as you can load and put in "ABSOLUTELYNUCKINGFUTS" in the password space, that's how many you can get.
How fast can you go?
You should start practicing right now. Open, close, wax on, wax off.....
I looked everywhere in the forum for instructions to cut, copy and paste. I need to get this code. HOMER!?!?!
He's fast asleep.....DAMMIT, he's going to miss the sale. Did somebody tell him?
Oooh Barb, that's a good list. All I want is a new computer. This old Tandy just isn't doing it anymore. The 5 1/4" floppy drive is shot.
Quote from: BadgeHelpOscar on July 05, 2005, 10:21:57 PM
gagaman....it's all you can eat.
Like I said....a virtual SMORGASBORD of autos. As many autos as you can load and put in "ABSOLUTELYNUCKINGFUTS" in the password space, that's how many you can get.
How fast can you go?
You should start practicing right now. Open, close, wax on, wax off.....
Oscar, how long is the sale on for, and how will the program know that it is meant to be the password?
Tandy 1000 baby yeah!......I have a special password that works on that:
TRSSUCKS
(yes, the RS stands for radio shack)
The sale is from 3AM-5AM, but don't forget about the 6AM release....ewwwww that is the long awaited "poker spy program".....ewwwwww
Oh thank you Oscar. Ignore my gazillion emails.
Tandy? your lucky .. i'm still stuck with this :
(https://www.pogocheats.net/proxy/?http://superfastcomputer.com/images/old-computer.jpg)
Check out that 6" color screen .. built right in!
That is older and more dead than Jessica Tandy, LOL
As usual, I shall delete them...
Since this sale is "free" do I still have to send you a voided check? What is your snail mail addy?
Oh and does that mean that you can't get the new Poker Spy cheat for free?
Are you kidding? The new spy poker cheat is FREE!!
But of course you can't get that till 6AM.
After 6:05 AM it will cost money. Watch the clock
Just what i need a auto to see peoples cards ;D
YES.....oh, it's going to be great. You will have virtual spyglasses on, just like in mad magazine....
You can see EVERYONES cards and you can laugh hysterically as you have that unbeaten edge...
yes....yES.....YES!!!!
Quote from: BadgeHelpOscar on July 05, 2005, 10:33:53 PM
Are you kidding? The new spy poker cheat is FREE!!
But of course you can't get that till 6AM.
After 6:05 AM it will cost money. Watch the clock
Sure, mate
Unless the play with me, like in MAD magazine. It will be Spy vs Spy auto. Spooky.
Like Wesley says....always bet on black
How much will it cost
No cost to you....just sleep loss
Your joking
Quote from: Mikeael on July 05, 2005, 10:46:36 PM
Your joking
No, no jokes. 3am-5am and don't forget @ 6am you have 5 min to unlock the new Poker Spy Cheat O0!
You know, I think I have finally answered that long pondered question of "Would you ever need another cheat if Oscar came out with his Texas Hold Em spy poker program" I think my pants need changing. ;)
Yes, be there or be square. Does everyone have the Badgehelp phone number that was given to you with your first auto purchase?
Look.....there is no badgehelp "giveaway" there is no texas holdem cheat that lets you see everyones cards.
It does not exist. Don't stay up....everyone go to bed....dammit.
Yes! Absolutely! By the way, how have you been Barb, it's awesome to see you on here again. :)
Ohh. Thanks for putting my hopes up Oscar >:(
This improv skit was brought to you by the sick sick minds of Oscar, Barb, Motley and Mayhem. Thank you everyone, don't forget to tip your waitresses.
double frown on me >:( >:(
Not really Oscar's fault, Sarcasm is such a beautiful thing it's scary! O0
whats going on
I have 4 broken ribs now thanks to Oscar, and Barb, thats what is going on, lmao. ;D
I hate you all :D ;D ;D ;D
I'd spent $$20 bucks of phone calls to tell all my friends about the sale!!
we all just got served ;D
Quote from: gagaman on July 05, 2005, 10:56:16 PM
I hate you all :D ;D ;D ;D
I'd spent $$20 bucks of phone calls to tell all my friends about the sale!!
You hate Me? sniff
I dang near wet my pants laughing. >:D Was having a really bad night.....thanks for making a shiny moment in this sad world!!
I bought whomper and its not working it says cannot find game then i try something else
Oscar, Barb, whoever invented this Great scheme Will there really be a Free Shmorgasboard starting at 3am?
please help
*Sigh*
It is a joke. End of story.
Thanks for the help i wasted 10.00 this afternoon i shouldve just got me 3 packs of smokes
Sorry guys .. it was all a joke.
Besides, what the heck would Oscar be doing awake at 3am on challenge day? (the busiest time of the week)
No fair, I just put the coffee pot on to give me go-go juice to stay up for that sale. :(
Seriously, thanks for the giggle tonight, y'all.
For those who thought this was serious,
Re: 123,000,002 tokens an hour
Quote from: gagaman on July 05, 2005, 11:08:35 PM
Oscar, Barb, whoever invented this Great scheme Will there really be a Free Shmorgasboard starting at 3am?
Actually..... we were sitting in chat, talking about Douglas' wedding and the cake and Oscar said he liked cake and I agreed. He mentioned ice cream and I said, "I like ice cream, let's go hijack a post." It's like forum Tourette's syndrome. He started it! I have to be bright eyed and bushy tailed for Badge Day soon. The autos for the challenges can be found at www.badgehelp.com. There are 2 autos for the Harvest challenge to choose from. The "shoot the moon" challenge is for you to take the Queen of Spades and all the hearts in one hand. It sounds harder than it actually is. Good luck and Happy Badge Day all!
:'( :'( :'(
I gots me credit card all ready to buy these free autos at 3:00am and now I find out there is no sale. ?!!!!?!
What in the world am I going to do now? I have to find something free to spend all my money on. It's burning a hole in my pocket protector.
the only bad thing about winning so many tokens i think about 80 people reported me :'( >:D altho i wish i could get to buy the auto i cant i dont have a credit card(a 15yr old boy with a credit card thats a bad thing) O0
LMAO!!! Thanks everyone, I got so caught up in reading this and laughing so hard I have tears running down my face that I forgot to go start my challenges!!!!
Now I'm 10 min late for pogo, what am I to do!!!!
Good luck on your badges for today!
Makes ya kinda wonder who misbehaves more, Oscar or me.
Badge time!!
Oh no, best be off
i wish i could get that much in a months time. but not sure what i will spend them all on tho. hmmmmmmmm.
i loved the posts. i was sitting here wondering how i was gonna stay awake to go pick up my packet for my first race tomm. but i dont have to worry now. lorl.
I Was About To Say....How Could That Auto Get That Much And Hour?...Or Did It Really... ??? ???
It was a joke.
Oh I Got Scared I Was About To Use The Trial FOr About 10 Min >:D ;D :D
Barbara nice pic
Thanks, you know how I love squirrels! They are like little rats with better wardrobes.