:8: Live your fantasy Here
*Keep it clean...no sexual content, it is pg 13* (I know... I know... we must behave)
1. I would love to spend one week on the fantasy island with Dwayne Johnson... yesssssss
I want to be on a island with a lot of fruit... Oh gawd, I love fruit!!
I'd like to be the age I fantisize about :)) :)) :)) :))
Quote from: gator8 on December 07, 2007, 02:59:36 PM
I'd like to be the age I fantisize about :)) :)) :)) :))
Rofl.. uh what age is that... lmao uh huh... what 21... uh 18... lol
I'd like to have the upper part of my body larger.... so I be top heavy... lol :)))
I wish l0c0 and I could become millionaires and travel the world together... :>> gigglin as friends...lol
Quote from: TmT on December 07, 2007, 04:23:31 PM
I'd like to have the upper part of my body larger.... so I be top heavy... lol :)))
I'll gladly give you some of my upper body lmfao
Quote from: TmT on December 07, 2007, 10:30:44 AM
:8: Live your fantasy Here
*Keep it clean...no sexual content, it is pg 13* (I know... I know... we must behave)
1. I would love to spend one week on the fantasy island with Dwayne Johnson... yesssssss
i would like to know why you changed it from ME to this dewayne guy.
me and you on an island holding hands is still my fantasy! (BETTER)
You have to be good civilwar.gif will shoot you if we dont keep fantasy pg 13.. will delete my thread or your post...so be good!! lol
i didnt go into detail unlike some ppl i read page 1 for the rules!!!
Quote from: jeffy on December 08, 2007, 08:53:37 AM
i didnt go into detail unlike some ppl i read page 1 for the rules!!!
:" Hey, I know... trust me... dont hit me...lmao.. I am enjoyin my fantasy land with you!!
i would love a new room with and island theme and the best cpu and video game equipment made
ahh that would do it for me
Well my master suite is my fantasy room... I have a computer center in here... lounge area... fireplace... 2 walk-in closets...master bathroom in here too... lol.. No l0c0 we are not bringin that big refrig in here... the mini frig is enuf!! lol
:))
This is more than a fantasy thread. :))
Quote from: Homer's Grinch on December 08, 2007, 11:49:09 AM
:))
This is more than a fantasy thread. :))
It can be whatever you want it to be.... it's your world... Have fun with it... lmao
Thanks!! I do everyday. sg.gif
I love to visit CanCun.....oh my... love to have one week vacation
Wake up and breakfast in bed... a housekeeper cleaned the house... the gardener have the yard perfect and all Christmas decorations up outside and down the driveway done, the deck decorated.... car washed... lol then fly in a private jet somewhere secluded
I would love a Lexus SUV
No car payments ...lmao.. :8:
No Mortgage
Quote from: Ho! Ho! Ho! on December 22, 2007, 08:57:50 AM
No Mortgage
lol.. I hear ya... rofl hard
No college tuition to pay for both my girls
Nothing to clean up after Christmas Dinner
People would try to live the Golden Rule-do unto others as you would like them to treat you. 0:
Drive a red Lamborghini flat out, peddle down on the Autobahn in Germany :^*
i would love to have a maid who did it all so i could play pogo all the time :))
Just one time, I'd like to hear Vin Diesel whisper sweet nothings in my ear...man I love his voice.
i would love to have a black credit card platnium unlimted with out having to pay back what i spend :)))
I wanna win the Lottery....I've bought so many tickets I probably could be rich with what I spent !
to be alone on an island with dr mc dreamy VV
johnny depp, woody harrelson, stewart townsend..lottsa brew..an throw ellen in mix for a chuckle haha :)))
No more income taxes!!!
NO MORE BILLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do anything I want to do and no making meals !
to have anything i wish for always ( unlimited wishes ) fall13.gif
totally healthy
civilwar.gif the war to be over civilwar.gif
$1.00 a gallon gasoline
A new game on Pogo would come out...I'm bored.
No matter what fantasy I have Joe Perry from Aerosmith is right in the middle of it. :pp
I would spend the rest of my life in a ditch if he was with me. VV
have all the time in the world with me sweetie
Ur Deer Friend
bams
I would love to live on the coast of France.
I want to take another cruise, this time around the world!
I wish everyone had free medical coverage and no one had to go hungry.
Roses that never faded
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I wish politicians would stop lying and do the right thing shocked.gif
holy cow, I can't post any of my fantasies here..I'd be banned for life! zipper.gif giggle2.gif
Lindsay Lohan does her time and that'll be the end of it.
Political office is only ever sought by those who want to make society and government better by moving it forward instead of backwards. All those caught using political office for financial gain by trading favors and classified information and turning that into a high paying private sector job would be made to rot in jail for the remainder of their lives.
Only one channel dedicated to sports, ok two.
This includes the awful March Madness.
Stranded on a resort for a week (may be extended) with a blond in one arm and a brunette in the other
/me wishes Ozcar a gaggle of redheads.
Quote from: Squid on May 13, 2013, 07:07:23 AM
/me wishes Ozcar a gaggle of redheads.
Thanks Squid. I would have put redheads too but I'm not a mutated freak with a third arm
No definitive diagnoses of infertility if a woman hasn't even tried to conceive yet. No high risk pregnancies. No unwarranted c-sections just because it's more convenient and the insurance pays more. No unplanned pregnancies due to incorrect infertility diagnosis which leads to your being in a segment of I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant (a lot of those women have PCOS which I have and all I can say is thank god for birth control, also I'm way too obsessed with reruns of that show.)
Quote from: ozcar on May 13, 2013, 07:27:41 AM
Thanks Squid. I would have put redheads too but I'm not a mutated freak with a third arm
Get creative, man! (I want it known I never made my message RED - really! There must be color fairies looming about)
A kajillion tax free dollars, with which I can take a much needed vacation and then fully subsidize stem cell research.
Fun and frolicking with a blond, brunette, and redhead of the female variety
A bushel of multi-colored female snails for Ozcar.
oooo, slow and gentle
Me.... a hammock between two palms on a tropical beach... a frosty, fruity drink with a bendy straw and umbrella.... Ramon, the cabana boy, fanning me with palm fronds... lazily thinking about how while lying there, sipping, my kajillions of dollars just made another 3.7 million... and stem cell research is making great big leaps forward....
Then, Ramon leans over...
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... but I digress...
Olga
No work tomorrow...
That the temperature in L.A. would go back to the mid 70s and stay there forever and ever. Amen.
That the temp. on the east coast would stay in the sixties and very low seventies... without a drop of humidity... forever.
That the pain and swelling on my left hip would go away.
That all health insurance companies would vanish from the face of the earth and everyone would be covered for all their health needs.
DA PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!! DA PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!
Mr. Rourke... where's my umbrella drink?
That ice cream was nutritionally good for you.
Women that are not actually devils in disguise
Self-proclaimed nice guys who are anything but which is why they're alone and think all women are bitches...would disappear.
Quote from: ozcar on May 14, 2013, 02:20:37 PM
Women that are not actually devils in disguise
*GASP* no-no.gif
Peace on earth.
Goodwill to men
A self-cleaning house.
taking those old records off the shelf and listening to them by myself
A self-cleaning house
Quote from: Squid on May 15, 2013, 10:47:09 AM
A self-cleaning house
Give Squid a nudge cuz she's stuck stop.gif
100" 3D tv
A self-cleaning house. I really like this fantasy.
A self-cleaning house AND car.
Making a mess in Squid's house
ROFL.
A teleporter device. *I want to be in Fiji*
*POOF* - I'm there.
Frat house style partying at Squid's place while she's in Fiji. Drinks on the house, liquor cabinet is full.
Sounds like a great bash! Teleporter device send me back for the par-tay!
Reprogram Squid's teleporter and sens her to some other par-tay
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A house on the beach on each coast.
Quote from: hotpinklovesofa on May 17, 2013, 05:30:18 AM
A house on the beach on each coast.
There's a house in New Orleans, they call the rising sun
Be able to eat ANYTHING I want and never have to worry about weight.
Quote from: Squid on May 17, 2013, 06:03:17 AM
Be able to eat ANYTHING I want and never have to worry about weight.
Jenny Craig?
OMG, Ozcar's fantasizing about Jenny Craig. Spread the word.
A sleek, beautifully running car that never needs refueling or maintenance of any kind.
Quote from: Squid on May 17, 2013, 06:23:09 AM
A sleek, beautifully running car that never needs refueling or maintenance of any kind.
A Prius?
A perfect set of teeth that require no dentistry - for life.
Back to when it all stared with a big bang
A time machine
brunette, redhead, blond
You've got it bad, dontcha, Ozcar?
A box of my favorite fruit bars
Quote from: Squid on May 17, 2013, 02:26:02 PM
You've got it bad, dontcha, Ozcar?
LOL If I had them I wouldn't be posting here.
Having it bad
A Candy apple red Ferrari
to have super powers
To have the cloak of invisibility!
Sitting on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
I'm just sitting on the dock of the bay
Wasting time
A self-cleaning house - yeah, that's right.
Phone Molly Maid for Squid then have a BBQ party at the clean house.
Endless ribs for the BBQ party!
Thick juicy steak on a charcoal grill, none of this propane
Quote from: ozcar on May 19, 2013, 09:18:44 AM
Thick juicy steak on a charcoal grill, none of this propane
mmmm, with apple wood chips for smoking.
24 more hours in a day to get it all done. These 24 extra hours each day, however, will not add more responsibilty to my day - just give me more time to get the existing amount of work done and have some fun or relax with the rest of the added time. Also, this extra time will not age me anymore than the current 24 hours is already doing. Hey, it's my fantasy, I get to stipulate!
Take a big bite of watermelon and spit the seeds toward .....
A box of my favorite fruit bars. Yum
Perpetual massage machine to soothe my muscles
8 more hours of sleep
Complete creative control
complete bladder control. ROFL
Painless labor and delivery
Sufficient healthcare coverage!
Bigger p ................ ay check
bigger boo......ster rockets
Surfing the African coast
A file cabinet filled with EA game cards.
A house with a private beach in Port Douglas
A private island that I can move south in the winter and north in the summer just by willing it.
A longer running battery or the release of the iPhone 6 tomorrow
To always have the body of a 25 year old, all my life long, however long that will be.
Quote from: Squid on May 20, 2013, 05:34:36 PM
To always have the body of a 25 year old, all my life long, however long that will be.
You better specify which 25 year old before putting that out into the universe
Perfect health until I reach my expiration date
a human, 25 year old female super model in perfect health.
A pina colada in my hand... right now.
Unlimited money to give to charity and education
An uninterrupted night of sleep x 8.5 hours.
Nice weather for everyone everywhere
No more tornados, hurricanes, flood, drought, wildfire, earthquakes that do damage.
God blessing Tiny Tim and everyone
Swimming and surfing in the ocean without having to worry about sharks diving.gif
a robot to fill my coffee cup and see to my daily needs around the house. Clean it, too!
A wand to make people go away, a wand to make people go away, a wand to make people go away
Hot Pink lets me borrow her wand...
wedding dress ready on time
Time stops and I don't have to go to work today...
Being able to hide emotions and feign interest
100 percent correct weather reports.
Perkier breasts
For today... a whole bunch more energy.
A big bang and everything start over again
Everyone would treat the earth gently and kindly.... and do the right thing toward the environment-at all times.
A goodnight's sleep
A full-time robotic servant
Endless partying at Squid's place
Wooo hoooo! Party at my place!
Make that an army of robotic servants to see to my guests.
Seeing Squid's robots go bezerk from RFI because all the guests are using cell phones
Robots rebel against Ozcar's shenanigans and attack him and.... well, it's not pretty.
lots of RFI producing equipment to render the robots inoperable
A week's worth of national holidays, consecutively.
No calorie frozen margaritas
Maximum effect of any amount of alcohol: slight buzz. No more drunkenness
Pain free labor and delivery sans pharmaceuticals
Every child is wanted, loved, respected, encouraged, fully educated and cherished.
Rape culture no longer exists anywhere in the world
All puppy mills vanish from the face of the earth and only reputable breeders remain
Politicians would cut the shit and get to work or face deportation (looking at you Ted Cruz)
All my paperwork would be perfectly done just by snapping my fingers.
Where shredding mountains of paper takes five minutes, the shredder doesn't overheat or get stuck and no little bits of paper fall on the ground
NO HUMIDITY - EVER!
A pair of rosy glasses for all
An endless Saturday, with all my favorite movies, a bottomless bucket of buttered popcorn and delicious pitchers of iced tea with lemon.
A stand selling Squid's iced tea for $5 a glass
ROFL....
A bucket full of fives.
The end of dangerous climate change caused by man (won't someone please think of the polar bears?!)
A cure for all the planet's environmental ills! *POOF* All pollution, global warming, rising seas, disappearing ice, disappearing vital rainforests, all planetary insults would disappear/be beautifully resolved. While I'm at it, the restored rainforests that serve as lungs for our planet would become impenetrable for flora and fauna - forever.
Quote from: Squid on May 31, 2013, 02:51:12 AM
ROFL....
A bucket full of fives.
Reprogram Squid's bots to slap her hand because it's on my fives
a new pc
Everyone gets a do-over. No more world debt but what happens next is on you.
A faster way of getting all my paperwork done!
A bonfire for Squid
ROFL....
A stiff wind to keep it going.
Speaking of stiff wind ......... never mind
A squid duplicate to go to work for me while I stay home, relax, get stuff done, go for a bike ride, etc.
Quote from: Squid on June 04, 2013, 02:46:26 AM
A squid duplicate to go to work for me while I stay home, relax, get stuff done, go for a bike ride, etc.
Wouldn't the duplicate stay home, relax, go for bike ride, etc?????
Quote from: ozcar on June 04, 2013, 04:29:06 PM
Wouldn't the duplicate stay home, relax, go for bike ride, etc?????
HELL NO!
cash
Enough with Brangelina. Go retire somewhere like you've been promising for 5 years.
P.S. You're not a hero, you were never even sick.
LOL, how do you feel about it, Hot?
The day off! And someone to clean my house again!
They're not real, her especially.
That my car would magically wash and detail itself.
I'm not a fan of lakes at all but I really want to go to here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/05/gods-bathtub-ancient-lake-australia-photo_n_3389363.html
Homer and Lindsay walking hand in hand along a beach
Attending the Homer-Lindsay wedding.
Smacks from Homer to Squid
Thwarting each slap
Sample wedding dress that fits my chest even slightly before risking an order
Paperwork instantaneously completed, each and every day
Being able to register for expensive shoes since I already own everything I need for the house or just skipping the stupid shower altogether.
A free veterinarian for my sick dog.
no sick dogs ever
Never having to say goodbye to my canine buddy
create education better giggle2.gif
Quote from: hotpinklovesofa on June 20, 2013, 09:40:04 AM
create education better giggle2.gif
Do you live in Utah, Hot? giggle2.gif
Another 8 hours sleep.......... asleep.gif
THE END of people making laws about what I can or can't do with the contents of my uterus
Lots of helpers... for EVERYTHING
Someone to clean the dog poop off my floor this morning (poor sick puppy)
Magic wand to make puppy ok!
magic wand to make me ok giggle2.gif
(come on you set me up)
Ok, what the hell... I'll use the wand on me, too!
Dog that will pick up his own poop especially when it's sick and smelly
No more last minute cancellations swear2.gif
Lilacs on my wedding day
*sniff, sniff - love lilacs
A potty trained dog.
the end of poverty around the world
create better edumacation
end of gerrymandering by the GOP
More filibustering in Texas
Conservative SCOTUS judge to drop dead or retire
A cure for cancer
Quote from: Squid on June 28, 2013, 06:44:25 AM
A cure for cancer
Perhaps one already exists. I have zero faith in industries that profit off of sickness and death. I wouldn't put it past any of these greedy f--kers to hide a cure.
THE END OF THIS HEAT WAVE. MY A/C AND DOG NEED A FREAKIN' BREAK!!!!
a lifetime supply of really good chicken salad.
a green thumb
NO MORE FREAKIN' HUMIDITY!!!!
Reversal of global warming and man-made climate change
End of all assaults inflicted on the planet.
End of all physical, sexual and political assaults inflicted on women across the world
(And unlimited shoe budget for myself. Is it wrong that the shoes I want are more expensive than a wedding dress?)
Instantaneous punishment whenever a violent crime is committed. Mug a person? *POOF* - you're in prison - a prison like that seen in Les Miserable. No appeal. No pleading to a lesser charge. No time off for good behavior. *POOF* - you're in for a full term and you'll eat the gruel that put before you.
People who call first before coming to knock on your door
*Ding dong*
Hello, madam, have you thought much about your eternal rest??
Perfect, eagle-eye vision.
The end of all allergies now known or hereafter developed
Jetson air travel!
Laundry that will wash and fold itself
NO MORE HUMIDITY!
Sleep at a normal time. All it takes is one bad/sick night to screw me up for weeks.
Pasta salad
solar panel patio built on time
No headache
Correct use of the following:
you're and your
there, their and they're
lose and loose (all the freaking time!!!!! should be top of the list really)
allowed and aloud
then and than
effect and affect
advice and advise
accept and except
break and brake
pass, passed and past
woman and women which happens both in writing and verbally (how is this even a thing?)
regardless not irregardless (double negative = double dummy)
could/would/should've or not could/would/should of
separate not seperate
receiver not reciever
definitely not definately
supposedly not supposebly
I don't make it a habit to be a grammar Nazi but I do automatically deduct points when I see these mistakes. My tolerance for stupid is very low as is my patience.
You forgot: to, too, two. I see that all the time.
An uncomplicated cure for GERD
A refrigerator filled with greek yogurt.
For the power outages across L.A. county to stop
BING rewards that work properly and give me the credit that my Bot deserves! giggle2.gif
For this cough to finally go away
NO MORE HUMIDITY - yeah, I know... but I mean it.
Real time to read a book (not just a page or two.)
what she ^ said.
For my GERD cough to go away
NO MORE HUMIDITY
No more insanely high UV rates - 11 all week? Geebus!
Skin that has sunscreen already locked in - and isn't greasy.
Knowing my size when I order pants (didn't lose weight but everything is two sizes too big on me?!)
No more voice mail that makes you press 1 for English, 2 for ..., 3 for .....
Human beings manning the phones.
Customer service that really cares.
Justice
I can eat ANYTHING I want without weight concerns or blood work-up concerns. Yeah!
Trap door in my office
NO MORE HUMIDITY
More time
A tall glass of a cold drink with a tall dark man serving it
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smoking cigarettes that are GOOD for you.
I would just love being oceanside.
5,000 Bing Rewards accounts with AMZ gift cards and no phone verifications. =)
Student loans paid off
Thanksgiving dinner for lunch daily
A world in which people actually took pride in their job, regardless of the task.
It really raining cats and dogs
I have a bottomless bowl of pistachios, macadamia nuts and cashews, sea-salted.
I have a bottomless bowl of chocolate almond ice cream
I have helicopter deliveries of whatever I may need and they take away the refuse.
A bed that makes it self