All that and a CASE of chips

[pammer]

Oklahoma Woman Pleads No Contest to Chips-for-Sex Charges
Wednesday, June 24, 2009 


OKLAHOMA CITY —  A woman has been fined $1,142 after pleading no contest to prostitution charges after she was accused of accepting a box of chips for sex.

Police say they arrested 36-year-old Lahoma Sue Smith in southeast Oklahoma City after finding her in her car with a man who told officers he knew he could find a prostitute in the area.

Smith told officers the man said he didn't have any money so she agreed to accept a $30 case of chips as payment.

The man was not charged and his name hasn't been released

[Squid]

The man was not charged 

Naturally.   

[disneyland lady]

Seems to me that he would have gotten more for his money if he did a badges-for-sex deal.

[Stinkerbell]

Seems to me that he would have gotten more for his money if he did a badges-for-sex deal.

See, that's what I'm talkin' about... gotta think outside the box (or case of chips as the case may be)

[Squid]

Seems to me that he would have gotten more for his money if he did a badges-for-sex deal.

See, that's what I'm talkin' about... gotta think outside the box (or case of chips as the case may be)

you're all a bunch of badge ho's (hos? - hoes? - hose?)

Well, you're all tramps!