Ask a stupid question ....

[SexySagittarian]

because she's too stupid to make any decisions.

Why are do all the seven dwarves names end with "y" except 'docs"?

[zzigzzag]

doc is the one who gave them their names.

Why do crickets follow Punk around?

[crazy_]

Cuz she is in "tune" with their mating calls  :))

Why did Cinderella leave the ball, she knew she was late anyway....

[zzigzzag]

lmao

She remembered the video she rented the night before , didnt want to pay a late fee.


Why did humpty dumpty really fall off the wall?

[jrzydvl]

the king wanted to eat him for brunch


why are there stupid questions?

[zzigzzag]

what would we do with all our stupid answers if there wasnt

why can't u walk away from this forum?

[jrzydvl]

its too addiciting


why do you drive a parkway and park on a driveway?

[zzigzzag]

if you parked on the parkway some idiot would run into you and if you drive in the driveway you couldn't speed!

Where did zorro get his sword?

[Tara]

His mama

Why do birds make nests?

[who me?]

because they can't hold a nail and hammer at the same time
why do birds sing

[Tara]

Because they can carry a note


Why do people use umbrellas?

[who me?]

to stay dry
why do the weather person never get the forecast right  >:((

[Tara]

Because they play the opposite game.

Why do police eat donuts?

[xgingerx]

Because donuts have a hole in them and the cops are looking for there azz"s :)) :))

[xgingerx]

oops forfor a question....

why did the prince pack around a smelly shoe...? :ooo

[babygurl424]

cause he was looking for his stinkerella

why did the dog pee on the cat?

[who me?]

better the cat be pee'd on than pee'd off
why does a rose have thorns

[babygurl424]

cause there's always a "prick" somewhere...
hope that doesn't get me in trouble..i love you homer and mayhem!!!    <3   :-*

why are do we always have lazy coworkers??

[who me?]

yeah!  >:((   cause there is always someone else to carry the load
why does the boss sit back and watch this and not do anything

[hades]

busy getting action under the desk

why are breaks only fifteen minutes long?