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crazy_

Ask a stupid question... get a stupid reply ....

for example. 

Someone asks:  Why are oranges orange
someone Answers.... cuz if they weren't they wouldn't be oranges

then they get to ask a stupid question.

I'll go first ...

Why is there braille numbers on the numbers pad of a drive through instant teller?

xx_mandy_xx

So that the lady who let her dog drive her car can tell her blind brother to drive too!

Why do they leave the vault open at the bank but tie the pens to the counter?!

Tara


crazy_

Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 07:19:14 PM
I'm not stupid...I can't play this game... :)) :))

ya don't have to be stupid just pretend  :))

xx_mandy_xx

Quote from: crazy_ on September 02, 2006, 07:19:53 PM
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 07:19:14 PM
I'm not stupid...I can't play this game... :)) :))

ya don't have to be stupid just pretend  :))

lets be real...she don't neeeed to pretend...just pull out the blonde tara i know you can do it...good game btw crazy!!  :/\

crazy_

Quote from: xx_mandy_xx on September 02, 2006, 07:13:16 PM
So that the lady who let her dog drive her car can tell her blind brother to drive too!

Why do they leave the vault open at the bank but tie the pens to the counter?!

cuz they can track the money but not the pens

why is blood red?  why isn't it white or blue?

Tara

Because if it's white or blue  it wouldn't be blood?

Why do people shake hands and not shake feet?

Tara


crazy_

Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 07:32:15 PM
Because if it's white or blue  it wouldn't be blood?

Why do people shake hands and not shake feet?

cuz not everyone can bend over to reach your foot


why is the moon yellow?

Tara

Quote from: crazy_ on September 02, 2006, 07:35:35 PM
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 07:32:15 PM
Because if it's white or blue  it wouldn't be blood?

Why do people shake hands and not shake feet?

cuz not everyone can bend over to reach your foot


why is the moon yellow?

Because a angel peed on it.

Why are you asking these stupid questions?   :))

crazy_

Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 07:41:58 PM
Quote from: crazy_ on September 02, 2006, 07:35:35 PM
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 07:32:15 PM
Because if it's white or blue  it wouldn't be blood?

Why do people shake hands and not shake feet?

cuz not everyone can bend over to reach your foot


why is the moon yellow?

Because a angel peed on it.

Why are you asking these stupid questions?   :))

to drive you nuts

is it working  :))

Tara

You didn't ask your stupid question... Sorry I hijacked the game.  :-*

crazy_

Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 07:50:27 PM
You didn't ask your stupid question... Sorry I hijacked the game.  :-*

yes I did .. asked if it was working  :))

Tara

No it isn't working because if I'm confused everyones confused.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?

hades

Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 08:08:53 PM
No it isn't working because if I'm confused everyones confused.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?


no.its someones dinner.

xx_mandy_xx

Quote from: hades on September 02, 2006, 08:26:46 PM
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 08:08:53 PM
No it isn't working because if I'm confused everyones confused.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?


no.its someones dinner.

now youuu ask a question hades!

xx_mandy_xx

Quote from: xx_mandy_xx on September 03, 2006, 12:03:00 AM
Quote from: hades on September 02, 2006, 08:26:46 PM
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 08:08:53 PM
No it isn't working because if I'm confused everyones confused.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?


no.its someones dinner.

now youuu ask a question hades!

well i guess if hes not i will...

i think this is in crazys profile (maybe not)
why do we drive on the parkway and park on a driveway??

crazy_

Quote from: xx_mandy_xx on September 03, 2006, 01:21:31 AM
Quote from: xx_mandy_xx on September 03, 2006, 12:03:00 AM
Quote from: hades on September 02, 2006, 08:26:46 PM
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 08:08:53 PM
No it isn't working because if I'm confused everyones confused.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?


no.its someones dinner.

now youuu ask a question hades!

well i guess if hes not i will...

i think this is in crazys profile (maybe not)
why do we drive on the parkway and park on a driveway??

cuz we can't drive in a driveway .. it is too short  :))   and it wasn't my siggy... lol mine said

If they say don't drink and drive, why do taverns have parking lots?

hades

Quote from: crazy_ on September 03, 2006, 04:41:45 AM
Quote from: xx_mandy_xx on September 03, 2006, 01:21:31 AM
Quote from: xx_mandy_xx on September 03, 2006, 12:03:00 AM
Quote from: hades on September 02, 2006, 08:26:46 PM
Quote from: Tara on September 02, 2006, 08:08:53 PM
No it isn't working because if I'm confused everyones confused.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?


no.its someones dinner.

now youuu ask a question hades!

well i guess if hes not i will...

i think this is in crazys profile (maybe not)
why do we drive on the parkway and park on a driveway??

cuz we can't drive in a driveway .. it is too short  :))   and it wasn't my siggy... lol mine said

If they say don't drink and drive, why do taverns have parking lots?

to go pee in when the bathrooms occupied.


why do fat women tend to have more facial hair then skinny ones?

Tara

Quote from: hades on September 03, 2006, 08:54:22 AM

why do fat women tend to have more facial hair then skinny ones?

Because they have more face?  :-X

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