Tell A Lie

[Squid]

hehehe

I do not wish dinner were ready.

[hotpinklovesofa]

I don't wish I didn't work better under pressure and thisclose to a deadline.

[Squid]

I don't wish double negatives made my brain twist like a pretzel.  I'm not confused.

[hotpinklovesofa]

I have met a piece of chocolate cake I didn't like.

[Squid]

Sometimes I don't think about throwing my phones into the ocean.   Brrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg!   brrrrrrrnnnnnnng!    *GLUB*

[hotpinklovesofa]

It's 1 am and I'm very sleepy.

[snowflower]

  I wined and dined on our delicious Squiddy ... SO omg good! (left enough for others tho)  

[Squid]

I'm not screaming, "EEEEeeeeek!"

[Le Petite Piglet]

nightperson is knitting with one kneedle

[Falcon!]

I know where Squid lives ;) Shes a Jersey Girl

[hotpinklovesofa]

I'm not tired of telling lies

[Squid]

I hate the Sausage/Rice dish I am now making.

[Falcon!]

I hate Sea Turtles and Kangaroos

[Squid]

I love cigarette smoke.

[Falcon!]

I love weed and cocaine

[hotpinklovesofa]

Take This Waltz is a happy film.

[Falcon!]

I totally believe in ghosts

[Squid]

I totally don't believe in ghosts.

[hotpinklovesofa]

I am not an empath (a sensitive)

[Squid]

I wish everyone who is on public assistance would view it as a career opportunity and stay on the dole for life, teaching it to their children and other denizens, so that the burden on the taxpayer can go on for generations and generations.