Tell A Lie

[pogo_gamer]

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but a lie, so help me Hanna

[Mr. Rasputia]

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[pogo_gamer]

I am going to win the lottery tonight

[bams68]

Gamer said he was giving me half of his winnings

Ur Deer Friend
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[pogo_gamer]

I am going ice skating in the bathroom

[TmT]

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rofl... I wanna see that.... and thats no lie... lmao

[bams68]

I am on my laptop laying around my pool, it is a nice hot sunny day. Record breaking....*yeah rite as if* LOL ahh a girl can dream, ohhh look here comes Mr USA to rub sun tan lotion all over me  ???


Ur Deer Friend
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[TmT]

Mr USA is not signed on... he's not talkin anymore... rofl... ooopz who is Mr USA.... I dont know...

[CindyLouWho]

Toby Keith is picking me up to go for a long bus ride with Willie Nelson on his bus   :))

[--So Mote It Be--]

i just got out of my murcielago, and am about to warm up the jet and finish my badges in another country.......lol

[TmT]

Wow..what an imagination...rofl.. (love it)... I think I'm goin to try that too....now, what country...

[bams68]

I think that was well thought of too.....here lemme grab my Mr.USA and our yaught an meet u there


Ur Deer Friend
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[pogo_gamer]

I'm not typin

[TmT]

They came door to door givin away free cars in my neighborhood...

[pogo_gamer]

I'm not here

[bams68]

I was reborn last nite


Ur Deer Friend
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[Mr. Rasputia]

as of this date, my buddy has lost over 230lbs.

[catlover]

ok, where  <ooo>

[bams68]

I am moving to a new castle that I won today


Ur Deer Friend
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[pogo_gamer]

I sold my wife to the local butcher