ABC Things You Could Live Without

[ozcar]

drunk drivers

[Squid]

Elephant human colonoscopes

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Funky smelling ethnic food coming in from next door

[Squid]

Gum of the ABC variety on the bottom of my shoe.

[ozcar]

Elephant human colonoscopes

(insert facepalm emote here)

Hideous closet monsters

[Squid]

itches

[ozcar]

Jellied side of the bread hitting the floor

[Squid]

kooky relatives

[ozcar]

leaky faucet   drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip

[Squid]

Malicious entities

[ozcar]

noogies when you have a headache

[Squid]

Other times, too, for noogies.

[ozcar]

Persistent whining from Squid when giving her noogies 

[Squid]

  Quick ice packs for all the noogies

[ozcar]

Rodent infested dwelling

[Squid]

Stenotic blood vessels

[ozcar]

Termites

[Squid]

underwater mishaps 

[ozcar]

vasectomy

[Squid]

watermelons with seeds