Ever nagging wife

[Tara]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would have her shipped home. The underetaker asked, "Why would you spend $5000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and 3 days later rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance..."

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