A Woman's Yearly Exam

[~Sassy~]

A Woman's Yearly Exam

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. 

The doctor started with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?' he asks. '135,' I say.

The doctor puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The doctor asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.

The doctor checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac. What a witch!
         

[Squid]

ROFL.

Time to get a new doctor who's more cooperative.

[Tara]

I'm seeing double.