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Posted by Kelly
 - June 03, 2006, 12:54:43 PM
lol nanners everytime I say it it cracks me up  :))  :))
Posted by nanners
 - June 03, 2006, 12:50:02 PM
I love it.. :))
Posted by Kelly
 - June 03, 2006, 12:45:30 PM
Quote from: crazy_ on May 30, 2006, 10:00:04 AM
Did you know that if Kitty Wells hadda married Conway Twitty .... her name would have been Kitty Twitty !

:)) :)) :))

did you know If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.......lmbo...I don't care who you are thats funny right there!!!
Posted by nanners
 - May 30, 2006, 03:03:30 PM
HAHAHA..now THATS a good one.. :))
Posted by Cake Lady
 - May 30, 2006, 03:02:27 PM
 :))  a preacher doing that....never   :oo
Posted by Jewel
 - May 30, 2006, 11:39:35 AM
Good one!  :))
Posted by crazy_
 - May 30, 2006, 10:00:04 AM
Did you know that if Kitty Wells hadda married Conway Twitty .... her name would have been Kitty Twitty !

:)) :)) :))
Posted by Shady Lady
 - May 22, 2006, 04:17:18 AM
 :)) Thanks! Gotta show this one to hubby
Posted by nanners
 - May 22, 2006, 02:03:41 AM
seems a lot of them are 'very' friendly these days from listening to the news :))
Posted by lostinpogoland
 - May 21, 2006, 08:00:12 PM
 >:D very friendly preacher :))
Posted by CindyLouWho
 - May 21, 2006, 05:05:38 PM
 :)) that was good,  thanks for posting it !!  thats also my favorite song of his, lol. 
Posted by zeboo
 - May 21, 2006, 04:59:49 PM
too funny  :))
Posted by nanners
 - May 21, 2006, 03:49:51 PM
The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty, the country music singer.

One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn't been to service lately.

He went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door. When she answered the door, she said, "Conway Twitty!"

"No ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I came to have prayer with you."
So she said come right on in.

He visited several more homes, and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty.

Then he came to a young widow woman's house on the end of the street. She was taking a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around her and opened the door.

When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands - which allowed the towel to fall to the floor.



"Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "It's Conway Twitty!"

And the preacher said.........................................






"Hello, Darlin!!"