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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by babygurl424
 - July 16, 2006, 08:46:47 PM
omg, tooooo funny kelly...lmao  :)) :))
Posted by Kelly
 - July 16, 2006, 05:44:38 PM
I like how it took the word chit and changed it to smelly stuff...omg that makes it even funnier  :))
Posted by Lynne
 - July 16, 2006, 05:40:55 PM
 :)) good one
Posted by foxx
 - July 16, 2006, 05:37:58 PM
 :))
Posted by Kelly
 - July 16, 2006, 05:34:47 PM
a boy comes home from school early one day and  goes to the closet to get his baseball and glove and finds a man hiding in the closet............


Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are again in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove.
Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks: "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."