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Posted by pogolver2000
- July 24, 2006, 09:20:58 AMlol :))) :))
Posted by hades
- June 10, 2006, 04:56:05 PMlol if thats the case a tire can be a female too. alil wear and tear and it needs to be replaced. ;D
Posted by flgal
- June 10, 2006, 03:02:40 PMwow that was cute i will be passing this on
Posted by Kelly
- June 10, 2006, 09:51:28 AMQuote from: lmazzettia on June 09, 2006, 08:53:16 PM
That would explain a lot about the genders. Thanks KsArt
Yeah it does...btw congrats on your big day and I hope everything goes just beautifully!!! Remember we want pics when you get the chance...
Posted by Lynne
- June 09, 2006, 08:53:16 PMThat would explain a lot about the genders. Thanks KsArt
Posted by Tara
- June 09, 2006, 03:50:23 PMQuote from: KsArt on June 09, 2006, 03:04:51 PM
They are funny....I got them in my email...I have a friend who always sends me the funniest jokes....I am sooo tired today ....we have a race in the poconos this weekend and the gas station was a mad house today....I sold the highest amount of gas in a 6 hour period ever!! No wonder my feet are killin me....thank god the hubby is bringin home dinner otherwise I was gonna suggest he wrestle the dog for what shes got in her bowl...lmbo
Well, I'm glad your hubbies bringing something home also. I would hate to see the dog not get any dinner. :))
Posted by Kelly
- June 09, 2006, 03:04:51 PMThey are funny....I got them in my email...I have a friend who always sends me the funniest jokes....I am sooo tired today ....we have a race in the poconos this weekend and the gas station was a mad house today....I sold the highest amount of gas in a 6 hour period ever!! No wonder my feet are killin me....thank god the hubby is bringin home dinner otherwise I was gonna suggest he wrestle the dog for what shes got in her bowl...lmbo
Posted by pugsly™
- June 09, 2006, 09:35:36 AMOMG :)) :))
Posted by TmT
- June 09, 2006, 08:41:53 AMQuote:A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.
U know..if I had to describe this... I would say... A tire is a Male becuz once nailed it goes flat.... and u can tell it been around by look'n at the treads...
<gawd> I'm so bad
over-inflated.
U know..if I had to describe this... I would say... A tire is a Male becuz once nailed it goes flat.... and u can tell it been around by look'n at the treads...
<gawd> I'm so bad
Posted by Tara
- June 09, 2006, 08:33:25 AMThese are good Kelly, thanks !!
Posted by nanners
- June 09, 2006, 06:50:54 AMSee . we learn something informative every day here in pc.. ;::
Posted by SaintHiρρo
- June 09, 2006, 06:44:32 AMQuote from: KsArt on June 09, 2006, 06:38:09 AM
EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER
You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.
A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a
man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying!
:o That explains it all.
Posted by Kelly
- June 09, 2006, 06:38:09 AMEVERYTHING HAS A GENDER
You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.
Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything
in, but you can see right through them.
Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.
A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
course, there's the hot air part.
Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.
A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting
hit on.
A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick people up.
An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.
A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much
over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have
around.
A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a
man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying!
Pass these on to both male and female
friends of yours so that they can have a chuckle too.
You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.
Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything
in, but you can see right through them.
Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.
A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
course, there's the hot air part.
Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.
A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting
hit on.
A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick people up.
An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.
A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much
over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have
around.
A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a
man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying!
Pass these on to both male and female
friends of yours so that they can have a chuckle too.