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Posted by david/ross
- August 06, 2006, 04:05:21 PMAn application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And a floppy disk was something
Terribly wrong in your back.
Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!
:))
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And a floppy disk was something
Terribly wrong in your back.
Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!
:))
Posted by david/ross
- August 06, 2006, 04:03:30 PM :))) :)))that funny
Posted by justahumping
- August 06, 2006, 03:58:21 PMQuote from: foxx on August 06, 2006, 03:54:36 PM
Um...Ha?
:-\
Look again Fox, she grew 5 inches
Posted by Libra
- August 06, 2006, 03:57:50 PM :-\
Posted by justahumping
- August 06, 2006, 03:56:24 PMa true story here. Years ago I received my life-time hunting and fishing license from the state. I looked at it and put it in my bil-fold. A few years latter there was a game warden that was checking license. When he got to me, I had mine out and he just stood there looking at them then back at me. Finally he said: *Mr. ******** You have lost a lot of weight and grew just a little since you got these? I looked and said no sir. He pointed out that it had my weight and height mixed up. had me as 602 pounds, 1 foot - 65 inches :)))
Posted by foxx
- August 06, 2006, 03:54:36 PMUm...Ha?
:-\
:-\
Posted by justahumping
- August 06, 2006, 03:48:55 PMnow that was funny
Posted by david/ross
- August 06, 2006, 03:30:24 PMHabitHabit
I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump.
Recently, after I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room.
The ER nurse asked for my height and weight, and I responded in a serious tone, "Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds."
While the nurse pondered this information, my mother leaned over to me ... "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this is not the Internet."
I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump.
Recently, after I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room.
The ER nurse asked for my height and weight, and I responded in a serious tone, "Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds."
While the nurse pondered this information, my mother leaned over to me ... "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this is not the Internet."
I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump.
Recently, after I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room.
The ER nurse asked for my height and weight, and I responded in a serious tone, "Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds."
While the nurse pondered this information, my mother leaned over to me ... "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this is not the Internet."
I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump.
Recently, after I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room.
The ER nurse asked for my height and weight, and I responded in a serious tone, "Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds."
While the nurse pondered this information, my mother leaned over to me ... "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this is not the Internet."