November 03, 2025, 07:46:40 AM

This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by pogo_gamer
 - January 28, 2007, 11:03:05 AM
 <:> :)) :)) :))
Posted by pogohatesme
 - March 07, 2006, 03:16:51 PM
lol that was cute
Posted by Tara
 - March 07, 2006, 02:43:37 PM
OMG thats a good one    :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Posted by foxx
 - March 07, 2006, 01:45:40 PM
 :))  That's fantastic... Thanks for the laugh!
Posted by nightperson
 - March 07, 2006, 01:44:38 PM
omg that was so funny  :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Posted by Libra
 - March 07, 2006, 01:22:34 PM
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place....

Man: "What's the problem officer?"

Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."

Man: "No sir, I was going 65."

Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."

Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"

Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.)

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt."

Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."

Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt."

The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

The wife says, "No, only when he's drunk."
:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))