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- April 21, 2006, 05:35:15 PMQuote from: bubblegum on April 21, 2006, 05:29:24 PM
things to think about regarding hygiene
On TV the commercial says that 8 out of 10 people suffer from Hemorrhoids. Does this mean the other 2 people enjoy them?
Who takes the time to sit and write some of this stuff up?? Most of it is funny!!
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Posted by bubblegum
- April 21, 2006, 05:29:24 PMthings to think about regarding hygiene
Why do the instructions on bottles of deodorant say "Rub onto underarms"? Where else are you going to put it? In your hair?
Why do hair shampoo instructions say "Lather. Rinse. Repeat"? If you did this would you ever be able to stop?
The mouth wash commercial asks "Is your mouth a steamy 98.6 degrees?" Which part of your body isn't 98.6 degrees?
On some bottles of suntanning lotion why do they show the sun wearing sun glasses?
Do the "breath saver" mints advertised on TV actually save bad breath? If so where is it kept?
On TV the commercial says that 8 out of 10 people suffer from Hemorrhoids. Does this mean the other 2 people enjoy them?
What does the Q in Q-tip stand for?
When shampoo makers advertise that their products give you 'healthier-looking' hair does it mean that your hair isn't really healthier it just looks like it is?
In the Kleenex commercial they say 'Because Kleenex Cares'. Just what is it that they care about? Surely they don't care that you're sick do they?
Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
What ever happened to the Flowbie?
The Lever commercial says their soap will clean all your 2000 body parts. Has anybody counted to make sure all our parts are accounted for?
What's with the Mach 3 razor commercials? What kind of selling feature is it for the razor to be more aerodynamic? Does anybody actually shave that fast?
When cosmetic products state on the label that their product is not tested on animals, does it mean that it has not been tested at all? And does it mean that the consumers are the 'Guinea Pigs'? Or does it mean that they tested it on a select group of animal rights activists who chose to substitute for the animals?
How can any deodorant have a scent of its own? If it really worked, wouldn't it wipe itself out?
If the shampoo bottle reads 'Avoid Contact With Your Eyes', do you have to keep your eyes shut while reaching for the bottle?
Which marketing genius at Trident thought that the Latin word for 'three teeth' would be a good name for a sugarless gum?
Why do those people, in the TV commercials, with bladder control problems, always sit in the middle of the row?
Aren't you glad that Norelco invented the Lift & Cut system? Otherwise, the Yank & Pull system would have been downright painful, wouldn't it?
Dove soap claims to be 99.9 percent pure - but pure what? I've never heard them say, have you?
How long do you have to stay in the shower before the waterproof suntan lotion will come off?
How can one sheet of toilet paper be double quilted if there is only one layer?
If you mixed up the toothpaste and Preparation H, would your butt get whiter while your gums receded?
Has anyone ever been able to curl up the toothpaste on their toothbrush as perfectly as in the commercials?
Why does the Tampax commercial say "So discrete only you'll know it's a tampon"? Millions of people have seen the commercial, which means millions of people are gonna know it's a tampon, right?
Why do the instructions on bottles of deodorant say "Rub onto underarms"? Where else are you going to put it? In your hair?
Why do hair shampoo instructions say "Lather. Rinse. Repeat"? If you did this would you ever be able to stop?
The mouth wash commercial asks "Is your mouth a steamy 98.6 degrees?" Which part of your body isn't 98.6 degrees?
On some bottles of suntanning lotion why do they show the sun wearing sun glasses?
Do the "breath saver" mints advertised on TV actually save bad breath? If so where is it kept?
On TV the commercial says that 8 out of 10 people suffer from Hemorrhoids. Does this mean the other 2 people enjoy them?
What does the Q in Q-tip stand for?
When shampoo makers advertise that their products give you 'healthier-looking' hair does it mean that your hair isn't really healthier it just looks like it is?
In the Kleenex commercial they say 'Because Kleenex Cares'. Just what is it that they care about? Surely they don't care that you're sick do they?
Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
What ever happened to the Flowbie?
The Lever commercial says their soap will clean all your 2000 body parts. Has anybody counted to make sure all our parts are accounted for?
What's with the Mach 3 razor commercials? What kind of selling feature is it for the razor to be more aerodynamic? Does anybody actually shave that fast?
When cosmetic products state on the label that their product is not tested on animals, does it mean that it has not been tested at all? And does it mean that the consumers are the 'Guinea Pigs'? Or does it mean that they tested it on a select group of animal rights activists who chose to substitute for the animals?
How can any deodorant have a scent of its own? If it really worked, wouldn't it wipe itself out?
If the shampoo bottle reads 'Avoid Contact With Your Eyes', do you have to keep your eyes shut while reaching for the bottle?
Which marketing genius at Trident thought that the Latin word for 'three teeth' would be a good name for a sugarless gum?
Why do those people, in the TV commercials, with bladder control problems, always sit in the middle of the row?
Aren't you glad that Norelco invented the Lift & Cut system? Otherwise, the Yank & Pull system would have been downright painful, wouldn't it?
Dove soap claims to be 99.9 percent pure - but pure what? I've never heard them say, have you?
How long do you have to stay in the shower before the waterproof suntan lotion will come off?
How can one sheet of toilet paper be double quilted if there is only one layer?
If you mixed up the toothpaste and Preparation H, would your butt get whiter while your gums receded?
Has anyone ever been able to curl up the toothpaste on their toothbrush as perfectly as in the commercials?
Why does the Tampax commercial say "So discrete only you'll know it's a tampon"? Millions of people have seen the commercial, which means millions of people are gonna know it's a tampon, right?