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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by kandykitty20012
 - March 17, 2007, 04:51:40 PM
OMG to funny :))
Posted by swamp
 - March 17, 2007, 11:30:44 AM
 :)) :)) :)) sounds like my sis in law  :)) :##
Posted by Monkey
 - March 17, 2007, 09:38:18 AM
 :))
Posted by Darling SilverDodger
 - March 17, 2007, 04:16:47 AM
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
 
            Half-gallon of 2% milk,
 
            A carton of eggs,
 
            A quart of orange juice,
 
            A head of romaine lettuce,
 
            A 2 lb. can of coffee and
 
            A 1 lb. package of bacon.
 
           
 
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
 
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
 
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelicts intuition, since she was indeed single.
 
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
 
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct.
But how on earth did you know that?"       
 
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."  :'(( !@#$