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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by TmT
 - April 27, 2007, 12:42:51 AM
rofl...oh my that was cold....lmfaoz :!$
Posted by Tara
 - April 26, 2007, 08:34:28 PM
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 6. Why the hell would you think they are twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."


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