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Posted by Monkey
- May 20, 2007, 10:38:31 AMQuote from: Tara on May 20, 2007, 10:32:25 AMLet me rephrase this one:
- If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are
, Ashley, Brad, Gunner, Asianwoman, or Scarlette, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6 :)Edited to include Brad and Gunner! You can't forget about them! :))
Posted by Tara
- May 20, 2007, 10:32:25 AMHello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline....
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
- If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
- If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
- If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the # key until a representative comes on the line.
- If you are dyslexic, press 696969696969.
- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone, date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.
- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
- If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. You won't be crazy forever.
- If you have a masochistic complex, please press "0" for the operator. There are 200 calls ahead of you.
- If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
- If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
- If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
- If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the # key until a representative comes on the line.
- If you are dyslexic, press 696969696969.
- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone, date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.
- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
- If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. You won't be crazy forever.
- If you have a masochistic complex, please press "0" for the operator. There are 200 calls ahead of you.
- If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.