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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Jet Set Solitaire : Win 40 games this week!
Lucky Cat Bingo : Daub 200 Lucky Cat cells this week!
Mahjong Garden HD : Match identical flower tiles 40 times this week!

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Posted by Tara
 - December 07, 2007, 05:45:20 PM
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

"That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.